DayZ Parody Account, run by Chuck the Bear
Chernarus, Chernogorsk
Joined January 2021
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π’Dear Survivors,
1.12 is our first major update of 2021! This update will address the hand bug, fixed cars bouncing on high latency servers, and introduced 5 NEW GUNS!
More info here: bit.ly/3fqKz28
Here's your 1.12 release trailer:
π’ Hey Survivors!
Medieval madness continues! π°π‘οΈπΉ Introducing the trebuchet in our next update! Launch rocks, hay bales & even friends 300m into rival bases! #CrossbowWasJustTheStart πͺ
π’Hey Survivors!
As our Community Manager mentioned in @TopeREC's interview (youtu.be/7ygT-1BQ_Tw?t=2792), NWAF is getting overhauled in 2023!
Here's the result: NWF! We replaced the Airfield by just Fields.
π’ Hey Survivors!
Did you know that the Bulls balls get smaller in colder temperatures?
Until we meet again!
Adding cats to the game to compete with the adventure game "Stray"
Killing a cat will result in a permanent ban. Try me
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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and arm Bears, shall not be infringed."
Happy 4th of June Survivors!
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π’Hey survivors!
We are sorry to announce that the 1.15 update will be delayed due to technical issues.
We understand your disappointment, but you fell for it again didn't you? This is the parody account, keep scrolling.
Today is November 1st, which is National Veganism Day!
To celebrate, all animals are now 10x bigger, equipped with military rifles and will attack players for revenge.
Good luck, Survivors!
π’Hey survivors!
With 1.14, we will be experimenting something new to fix the car related issues!
We found that the tires had collision issues, this is why, we decided to replace the tires with feet.
1.14 is just around the corner, and we cannot wait to get your feedback
π’Hey Survivors!
As July comes to a close, it's time to bring a new advent calendar to the mix. Here is your month of August!
Consider this a warning.
Hey Survivors,
We regret to inform you that our beloved Chuck has passed away in a Spanish prison - he will be greatly missed
π’Hey Survivors!
As you know, the Night of Witches event ended a few weeks ago - But we left an Easter Egg not many of you have found!
Go to the Witch Ring East of Myshkino (2533/7566),
Light a fire at the center of the circle, and stand on it!
Something surprising will happenπ
π’ Big News Survivors!
We've heard @Summit1g complaining about the amount of zombies still present in the game. Which is why moving forward we shall be removing the zombies from the game, as well as removing the 'Z' from our name
From now on, we will be called 'Day'
Hey survivors,
Here is our MayZ #Wallpaper, with a few hints for the next update π€
Also available in 160p.
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π’ Hey Survivors
We have heard your feedback from the 0.62 reviews recently, which is why we are re-introducing Volumetric CLOUDS!
Here's is a preview of their final look, keep your eyes out for further updates!
π’ Hey Survivors!
We are now deploying 5G antennas across all of Chernarus! This is to improve cars and avoid desynchronization.
We are definitely not using them to track campers that kept killing the devs last week on the Experimental test
We're excited to announce Nintendo Switch users will now be able to experience DayZ!
Starting today, all they have to do is buy a PC, PS4, or Xbox One.