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Noodles

@Dawn_M_

〽️heading to hell on a speedboat〽️

 Scotland
Joined February 2013
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stop eating those capsules you wash your clothes with. please. xitter.cf/i/moments/100505712962…
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My kid talks a lot of shit for someone who has temporary tattoos.
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My daughter asked me what it's like to be a parent, so I woke her up from a nap just to say, "hi."
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dance like nobody's horrified
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Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.
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@skittle6243 Nov 2024
All of the problems started when we stopped roller skating.
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i’m on here risking future employment for 6 likes
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If i was an elephant I'd trample all your crops into dust
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I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated.
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I don't talk about this much but I'm a Livin La Vida Loca survivor
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I think it's time to take our relationship to the next level. I'd like you to meet my therapist
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found out my cat has outstanding warrants
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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.
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911: What is your emergency? Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
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no one tells you the older you get the more often you check your weather app
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Oh great, here I go again with Whitesnake references.
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I can't grow flowers for shit but my old neglected potatoes in a grocery bag in the basement just grew legs and marched up here
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ROLO!
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I won’t say breaking news. That’s just weird. I’m still just tired.
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@armyVet1972 I see and miss you 🖤
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