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Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater

If you were mine, I'd wake you up every morning with the smell of freshly exploded hot dogs in the microwave

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Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais

"The plan? Create a lore so complicated and bewildering that the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar currently hemorrhaging money recoups its losses by becoming an attraction for disbelieving tourists."

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Zach @ZachNewYork

Cast @missmaamshe you cowards

Brad Miska @ Dread Central

EXCLUSIVE: The 'SILENT HILL' film series is gearing up for a fresh start. Dread Central has heard that a bold new take on the horror game franchise is now in the works. Details below 👇🌫️

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@DiscussingFilm

Robert Pattinson laughs after a fan yells “somebody get these BEGGARS out of here” at people asking him for autographs. (via: @leadaal)

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Pat Makes Art @patmakesart

Basically this whole video

erika @yeeeerika

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

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Meatch McConell @Meatfighterr

Wake it up white people, Get in that hot ass garage and make songs about your parents

WMetalPlus @WMetalPlus

Simple Plan "Perfect"

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elia @sullenlia

how i feel about kit connor and sadie sink playing love interests

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Y’all don’t try Teeth Whitening, Braces, Invisalign, nothing! Just straight to them big ass piano keys!

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Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1

There's nothing more selfish than an archaeologist who chooses to be cremated. Pay those bones forward.

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V.Smith @vincsmith

This how Charles pulling up about Magneto

F*CK A MONDAY.

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zac efron whore @zacefronslut

Timothee Chalamet is bulking a bit

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italian grandmas? you mean the penne gesserit

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Anthropic in 2037 after finding out your grandma has a handwritten diary that they didn’t scan and burn

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Aaron 🦦@nonameoptions

Odysseus and his crew after pissing off Zeus

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#1 Overgear Defender @FansprojectFan

Me OMW to fucking get you:

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mic @cancelledrry

my grandma is telling people i stayed in brothels bc she keeps forgetting the word hostel

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That Rabbit Guy

My biggest fear is getting shot dead after I already paid rent smh don’t even bury me yet, post me on the couch till the 30th, I paid for this

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