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David Toper

@David_Toper
 San Francisco, CA
Joined February 2011
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You can learn a lot about yourself based on how many fortune cookies the delivery guy brings you. #4cookies1toper
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@Anrok31 Mar 2025
🚨We’re expanding to support physical goods. Businesses innovating across industries will now be able to leverage Anrok’s comprehensive approach to tax compliance. Software and tech companies are expanding into the physical realm, while “traditional retail” is embracing digital innovation. Both need tax systems built for this new reality. Read more about our vision for the future and how you can sign up for early access: anrok.com/resources/physical…
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This Halloween Exorcise sales tax Dracula before it sucks up your finances and becomes a Symphony of Horrors. It’s hard to get out of the Jaws of the taxman once they’re Shining a light on your finances. And watch out for those Frankenstein legacy tax tools. Right @mccrawf7?
Anrok (@Anrok) profile pictureAnrok
@Anrok31 Oct 2024
A dramatic reenactment of what happens when software companies say “we’ll deal with sales tax later” 💀💀💀 (Stay tuned for our next installment: I Know What You Didn’t File Last Quarter)
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Replying to @mattwallaert
I’m not the most senior person nor a sampling pool make, but I’ve been around long enough to anecdotally observe repeatedly that competence is not a universal standard required to be promoted in cases where sexism or racism where not possible reasons. Also, see Peter Principle.
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For the record it’s only been 11 months since our first one.
Dave Jorgenson (@davejorgenson) profile pictureDave Jorgenson@davejorgenson25 Sep 2021
I hope everyone is having fun attending the twice rescheduled wedding this weekend of two people who have been married for at least a year
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xitter.cf/netw3rk/status/1427696… if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.
Jamal Raad (@jamalraad) profile pictureJamal Raad@jamalraad17 Aug 2021
Insert I think you should leave hot dog suit image here
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Chad Johnson
@ochocinco2 Jul 2021
There’s no way I’m driving to Eugene tonight, gonna grab a hotel & drive in the morning 😴
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Brian Wagner (@BrianRWagner) profile pictureBrian Wagner
@BrianRWagner13 May 2021
Became a student manager with @USC_FB in college. It changed everything.
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Ok, but where do you download the cat filter?
Can someone explain why the rep from Illinois has a Louisiana pin on?
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@jamalraad as chief take-haver what say you
I assume I’m immune from most diseases due to those squirt bottles @AlexLeeding @jheathri @jamalraad @louispappas @acousticbandit
Leigh Giangreco (@LeighGiangreco) profile pictureLeigh Giangreco@LeighGiangreco8 Dec 2020
If you drank a squirt bottle at @DansCafeDC , don’t worry about what’s in the covid vaccine
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karen han@karenyhan7 Dec 2020
four stills from a movie you believe is a masterpiece, no title
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feeling attacked by this picture
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Not nearly as many “Biden his time”puns as I expected this election cycle
A.J. Bauer (@ajbauer) profile pictureA.J. Bauer@ajbauer23 Nov 2020
Biden, Blinken, Yellen — what is this, a gerundocracy?
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On #InternationalAccountingDay, we celebrate all of the accounting professionals who help their small business clients actively plan for a better tomorrow. Tag your accountant to share your thanks.
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The election:
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Biden - 264 Trump - 214 E - 40
Naima Cochrane (@naima) profile pictureNaima Cochrane@naima6 Nov 2020
Biden - 264 Trump - 214 Ying Yang - 5011
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To our international students: If you need to add an in-person course to your schedule to maintain visa status this Fall, it will be provided at no additional cost to you. @USC #USC
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Zach Banner
@ZBNFL8 Jul 2020
This video is to transition from the incident, and move forward as a community. Not to harp on @DeSeanJackson10 mistake, but to progress by educating ourselves. We can’t move forward while allowing ourselves to leave another minority race in the dark. #Equality
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Good looking dog
Intuit Accountants (@IntuitAccts) profile pictureIntuit Accountants
@IntuitAccts13 May 2020
As many of us work from home, our furry friends have become even a bigger part of our lives. Here are just a few of the pets keeping Intuit employees company as they work from home. We would love to see a picture of your pet! #NationalPetMonth 🐱🐶🦜🐴
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