Any other test venue would be stripped of test cricket for preparing cabbage patches like these … #engvspak

Good luck to everyone playing in the @AdelCricket 150th Anniversary Golf Day at @headingleygolf today. ⛳️👍

Great to catch up with @AdelCricket ‘s first ‘overseas’, Paul Bullen, on his UK visit from Melbourne, & a great turnout from the 1986 1st XI.

Hey @SkySportsGolf … any chance of you showing some actual golf??? #masters @TheMasters

Is this the best that London & the SE can come up with? 😱🤷‍♂️ #greatbritishmenu

Are @BBC trying to save cost by having #masterchef & #greatbritishmenu running concurrently with the same chefs on both?? 🤷‍♂️

Shortest penalty advantage of all time for England there. 😡 #FravEng

What has England’s ‘specialist fast bowling coach’ (David Saker) had to say about why none of Wood, Archer, Atkinson or Stokes could make it through <20 days of test cricket?? #Ashes2025 #ashes

“You don’t get better by bowling less”. Jason Gillespie on comms. #ashes #Ashes2025

Surprised Smith didn’t review that & rely on Snicko 🤷‍♂️ #ashes #Ashes2025

If Root has to bat 4 (& I agree he should choose where he wants to bat), why does he drop to 5, below Bethell, when Carse is sent in as a pinch hitter??? 🤷‍♂️ #Ashes #ashes2025

How come the Aussies are using UltraEdge (which appears to work) for #bbl2025 , but Snicko (which clearly doesn’t) for the #ashes #Ashes2025 … in the same stadia ??? 🤷‍♂️

Has anyone seen or heard from Rob Key? 🤷‍♂️ #ashes2025

… & so the torture begins of that first look at the phone in the morning to see what the score is. 😱 #theashes #Ashes2025

How’s your Monday? 😎 #retirement

We’re <5 months from Oz & are still picking the majority of a team that (imho) can’t win The Ashes. 🤷‍♂️ Crawley ❌ Pope ❌ Woakes (overseas with Kookaburra) ❌ Carse ❌ Tongue ❌ Bashir ❌ #ENGvIND #ENGvsIND

Wonder if @ECBcricket have paused from counting Rod Bransgrove’s millions for long enough to think that maybe there should be more to it than money when it comes to awarding Ashes Tests venues? #ENGvsIND

Why are so many #USOPEN2025 balls finishing in divot holes? Have the pros ‘earned the right …’ to not repair any?? 🤷‍♂️ #usopengolf

Wardy calls the downed pigeon Wendy! … if you know, you know! 😎 #ENGvWI

I have no idea how the umpire can give that Root LBW not out?!? (& that’s coming from an England-supporting ex-batsman!)🤷‍♂️ #ENGvWI