Jesus Follower | Husband | Dad | Fighter Test Pilot | Author | Teaching flight test at https://xitter.cf/t.co/J2jpw62Cne

Atlanta, GA
Joined May 2010
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there’s no better life hack than having a wife who is not retarded
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I’m convinced 95% of being a high performer is to just do 5 things: - Be obsessed like a psychopath - Have delusional optimism - Avoid unserious people - Take asymmetric risks - Be relentless
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Needs a big “JUST CERTIFIED” written on the side and a bunch of cans tied to the new landing gear.
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Is it OK to remark on how fat someone’s pet appears to be? Not a direct statement to the pet’s owner, more as a general comment.
0%Yes, ok to fat-shame pets
0%No, blind to pet obesity
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“digital twin”
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Georgia might fire Kirby Smart over this weekend’s debacle
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When I was at Patuxent, I did some cat testing to clear the new XYZ box (whatever it was, I can't remember) in the Rhino. The test "graduation criteria" was to validate that the box was structurally capable of taking 150% of the longitudinal load (nose-to-tail G-force) that it would encounter during catapult shots in the fleet , without damage or malfunction. We used the TC-7 catapults that are buried into the asphalt near Runway 32 at Patuxent. They're the same steam cats that are used on the Nimitz class, but mounted on the ground instead of on to the ship. The first shot was a standard 3-G shot, for warmup. Get airborne, then fly once around the pattern, then land. Then the cat crew re-calculated the steam required to give us 3.5 longitudinal Gs. Back into the shuttle for the next shot. Basically, the catapult side (no traps) of a day bagex, just ashore instead of afloat. Then, once more around the pattern, with an extra lap at altitude to cool the brakes. Next shot: more steam, 4.0 Gs. Next shot, even more, 4.5 Gs. On that one, both my pilot and I -- spontaneously and without pre-coordination -- screamed "YEEEE-HAH" over hot mike. The guys in the control room immediately came back with, "Ohmygod ohmygod, are you guys OK?" Our response: "That... was... AWESOME!" Then, 5.0 G's... and the cat stroke was starting to hurt. Then the final shot, 5.5 G's., eyeballs-aft. For about as second and a half going down the stroke, it felt like my heart and lungs were migrating toward my spine. Fortunately, they didn't, because as soon as a the holdback released, everything went back to normal. But I still remember that feeling. We were covered in bruises the next day, at the contact points of our torso harnesses... and it was STILL awesome. Nothing beats Vitamin G.
Hey @elonmusk, this was f'n amazing, and your achievement of a sub-1s (0.81s) 0-60mph is similarly amazing. You mentioned that something between a sub-1s and retinal separation is the desired goal. May I suggest that merely beating an aircraft-carrier's catapult (0.63s 0-60mph) of a fully laden Super Hornet is a perfectly worthy goal?
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All I want is enough money to never have to say "next slide please" again
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This is totally applicable in aerospace. “Hard tech” is currently popular with VCs, but they will have a difficult time discerning Chauffeur knowledge in the ambitious pitch decks before them.
I have always loved this story, highlighted in @APompliano’s new book which I highly recommend. Chauffeur knowledge is dangerous.
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This is a phenomenally stupid interface. Certifiable? Sure. Obviously it’s passed all the 25.1302/etc tests. But in terms of human/machine interface, it’s completely corrupted by pilot union training demands.
Touchscreen cockpits display units are here. The new Touchscreen Control Display Unit (TCDU), featuring an AMLCD screen, is now available for retrofit on the 737 MAX and NG, while also being rolled out on new MAX aircraft as an optional feature. Pilots will probably say: “I can’t stand touchscreens in the cockpit. There’s nothing wrong with the FMC we have. Give me my buttons.” Fair point. We used to say the same about cars—now most of us have adapted to touchscreens. But from a maintenance perspective? We actually love them. Usually, maintenance replace FMCs because of loss of tactile feedback from worn-out buttons. For dispatch, an inoperative FMC may be deactivated by opening and collaring its CB, but it must be replaced because it may affect ETOPS/EDTO operations. For the flight crew, when operating with one FMC inoperative, the FMC Source Select Switch is selected to the operational FMC (BOTH ON L or BOTH ON R) to accomplish all Flight Management Computing tasks.
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UA accelerating the Starlink rollout.
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Become an engineer. It’s awesome. Become a pilot. It’s awesome. Become a test pilot! It’s both those things and even more awesome! Best of all, apply to be an astronaut. (I applied once as a very young Major, and made the USAF short list.) If you don’t apply, you’ll always wonder….
Somewhere on that beach is a future pilot, engineer or astronaut. That’s why we fly. An incredible weekend over Huntington Beach with our @NASA team at @PacificAirshow. America has big missions ahead, and we’re going to need the next generation ready to take them on.
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Become an engineer. It’s awesome. Become a pilot. It’s awesome. Become a test pilot! It’s both those things and even more awesome! Best of all, apply to be an astronaut. (I applied once as a very young Major, and made the USAF short list.) If you don’t apply, you’ll always wonder….
Somewhere on that beach is a future pilot, engineer or astronaut. That’s why we fly. An incredible weekend over Huntington Beach with our @NASA team at @PacificAirshow. America has big missions ahead, and we’re going to need the next generation ready to take them on.
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Origins of flight test
5 October 1900. First flight of the 1900 Wright Glider as an unmanned kite. It was the Wright brothers' first glider capable of carrying a man.
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#OTD 1957 a memo went out that there would be no more paid overtime for Project Vanguard. Two days later Sputnik 1 was launched and the memo was never mentioned again.
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You could blur out all the jets and still know exactly which one is Russian
The smoke from that Su though 😶
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I got married during the B Course. Our “honeymoon” was a weekend road trip back to Phoenix after the wedding, between the academic/sim phase and then hitting the flight line to fly the Viper for the first time. I don’t recommend that wedding planning technique to others, but after 25 years it seems to have worked out really well for us. I showed these photos to my wife and asked her why we didn’t do wedding photos at the jet, and she laughed politely.
Flexing a F-16 for wedding photos, peak
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Every time I see X-59, I want to ask “why the long face?” Congrats on M1.53!
✈️ Six flights. One week. Fastest speed to date. NASA’s X-59 completed its busiest week of flight testing yet — and reached Mach 1.53, approximately 1,010 mph, its fastest speed to date. 💨 See how the team is expanding the aircraft’s flight envelope: go.nasa.gov/4rMVEOr
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“Radars are woke.” Range discrimination. Filtering. Target classification. Non cooperative target recognition. I pose to you that radars are actually based and redpilled
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We should just sandbox the agents by giving them Delta Wifi
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