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Matchups In Motion: Week 9
- Return of the (c)Mac
- Falcons catch an updraft
- Jeanty becoming a lineup liability
- Omar & Adonai great plays esp if Garrett can't go
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The Vikings remind me of the Pokémon Shuckle. Has one of the best defensive stats in the game, also has the worst attack stats in the game.
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People ask what I do on my off day. Today was just dad all day, and it was awesome. Gab wasn't feeling her best, so Pre-K drop off and pick up, swim lessons, mail to USPS, UPS, and FedEx, never just one spot 🤣, first sourdough, story time. Recovery for practice tomorrow 🏈❤️!
Matchups In Motion: Week 8
- Jefferson's elite ceiling beckons
- Jacobs gets a juiced matchup
- Seahawks bring their Bear spray repellent
- Downs *finally* can be started?
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Matchups In Motion: Week 7
- Start your Packers🧀
- RB studs with tough matchups
- Chiefs get chilled
- Germie rocketing into a must start
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Matchups In Motion: Week 6
- K9 smash spot off a bye week?!?!? 🤤
- Broncos check into the vet
- Lloyd builds off breakout performance
- Raiders Return
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A work of #Art
Matchups In Motion: Week 5
- Amon-Ra St. Brown goes nuclear
- Rodgers outraces father time
- Titans feeling awfully weak
- Rhamondre the Rhino 😤
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Matchups In Motion: Week 5
- Amon-Ra St. Brown goes nuclear
- Rodgers outraces father time
- Titans feeling awfully weak
- Rhamondre the Rhino 😤
#MatchupsInMotion
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Cardinals look like a MASSIVE pass funnel:
10th in Run Defense Power
30th in Pass Defense Power
Other pass funnels:
Buccaneers (1st in Run Defense, 19th in Pass Defense)
Cowboys (15th, 32nd)
Titans (13th, 31st)
Dolphins (12th, 29th)
Matchups In Motion: Week 4
- Colts passing game giddy ups
- Hot waiver add Ollie gets worst matchup
- Woody Marks breakout continues
- Chargers remain sparkless
- Panthers/Lions: everyone's favorite blow up spot
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Matchups In Motion: Week 3
MiM has finally returned for 2026. Thanks for your patience & for sticking around with me!
Disclaimer: only 2 weeks of data so trust it lightly until ~week 5
- Raiders back to Earth
- Lamar goes bonkers
- Start your... Jets??
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Week 2 offensive line rankings, updated after the opening slate.
The Bears take the leap while the Chargers stumble.
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You guys know I don’t usually panic with this stuff. This post is going to make me sound like Doomsday Doc, but think it’s important to say:
If you have Jordyn Tyson, I think you need to prepare for him to miss half of the 2026 season.
If he doesn’t, great! If he’s back by Week 1-4, great!
But I don’t see how the Saints could feel good about sending him onto the field full-go with one of the highest paced offenses within 4-6 weeks of this recent (4th!!) reinjury since October.
The decision will likely be made via reliance on the MRI, functional screening & extensive evaluation before he steps onto the field again. You can’t risk pushing this scenario too fast and then have him reinjure it AGAIN in Week 3-4.
This is one of my rare “bad posts” where people will say I’m overreacting, but I would rather you guys mentally prepare now for Tyson to miss extended time again, versus trying to figure out a backup plan right before week 1 if this scenario goes to worst case.
Just make a plan. That’s all.
If I’m wrong, fantastic you’ll have Tyson back into your lineups before you know it.
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Michael Wilson and Parker Washington were extraordinary over the second half of 2025 as Year 3 players.
They averaged 19.7 and 14.6 PPG, respectively, from Week 10 through the NFL Playoffs.
However, neither had a meaningful fantasy season before (at least 10 PPG -- aka low-end WR4 territory).
That got me wondering: How often have we seen non-Round 1 or Round 2 NFL Draft picks average 14+ PPG in the second half of their Year 3 to 5 season without a prior 10 PPG fantasy season?
And more importantly, how did they do in the following two seasons?
Hunter Renfrow (2021): 16.8 PPG --> 8.1, 3.0
Rishard Matthews (2015): 15.2 PPG --> 13.3, 11.2
Marquise Goodwin (2017): 14.9 PPG --> 7.9, 4.8
Markus Wheaton (2015): 14.8 PPG --> 5.0, 0.7
Russell Gage (2020): 14.6 PPG --> 11.9, 9.5
Jauan Jennings (2024): 14.1 PPG --> 11.6
For the record, I am not pronouncing this as some in-depth study that 100% defines how we should view Wilson and Washington. However, we shouldn't dismiss this sort of data either, imo. Both carry significant bust potential.
