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David Stanier retweeted
Me and my friend @DavidStanier made this years ago and just never posted it. If you remember the J.R. Hartley yellow pages advert I hope you enjoy this 🎩
#JRHartley #yellowpages #flyfishing #flyfishingbyjrhartley
David Stanier retweeted
October 29th! I need to sell tickets … give it a share please … frogandbucket.ticketsolve.co…
I didn't see anyone writing Christmas as 'Xmas' this year. Good!
I'm glad we can all be bothered to write Christmas out in full. Because if you can't write out full words at Christmas wen can u do it?
David Stanier retweeted
Q shows his new dance per Patricia Bassey’s request.
From a murder mystery set in at MI5.
Shows in 2025!
Manchester- Thurs 9th Jan - TONIGHT!
Stockport- Thurs 23rd Jan
Leeds- Weds 5th Feb
Bolton- Thurs 6th Feb
Tickets: linktr.ee/murderincimprov or google 'Murder Inc comedy'
When two buses arrive at the same time does the bus driver feel guilty and bad about it?
Well, they SHOULD! Especially with my one eyebrow all raised, and my tutting, and asking them if they get lonely without having a friend and pushing my face against the plastic asking "HUH?"
I recently had a Terry's Chocolate... Ball? The chocolate orange but without the orange.
My Review? I believe it is proof of the soul.
Because without the orange, these have none.
Dead inside.
Gone.
Even if I had been to a rodeo before, I still don't think I would walk around confidently knowing what I was doing.
I think it would take me about 5 rodeos and even then I would say "This ain't my fourth rodeo but I am still open to some further training."
He was fixing Civiliazation and he was fixing civilisation.
Alleged UHC Shooter Once Interned At Civ Studio ift.tt/AgQEasx
David Stanier retweeted
Mr. Doom in the @BritishComedy guide coming to cinemas on the 15th November
comedy.co.uk/film/mr-doom-be…
I reckon old people's homes smell of roast dinners because that was that generation's favourite meal...
And so by the time I'm an old person in a home they're gonna absolutely stink of dirty loaded fries.
"In Springfield, they're eating the dogs!" youtu.be/oDezECR9ga4?si=fOVD…