Joined June 2020
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Conservatives will say that liberals have Trump Derangement Syndrome for posting about blatant corruption and then drive 40 minutes to their nearest big city galleria mall to pull up to the Cheesecake Factory for a selfie to protest a random Barack Obama joke they misunderstood.
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I feel more people should be discussing Pauline Hanson suing over a satirical song about her back in 1997 and 2003. @PPantsdown (Simon Hunt) released a song, 'I'm A Backdoor Man' that arranged Hanson soundbites to have her saying . . . 'I'm very proud that I'm not natural. I'm a backdoor man for the Ku Klux Klan' and 'I'm a very caring potato', among other words of wisdom. Interestingly, Hanson's so-called support of satire escaped her and through her lawyers, she lodged defamation proceedings in the QLD courts, arguing the satire was injurious and defamatory and the lyrics and audio imputations falsely portrayed her as: • a homosexual, a transvestite/man, or a prostitute • engaging in unnatural sexual practices or pedophilia • associating with the Ku Klux Klan • being a subhuman or a "caring potato" (please try to read that with a straight face) The proceedings resulted in the granting of an injunction in Pauline Hanson's favour restraining the continued publication of the satirical material. After remaining legally dormant for roughly five years, Hanson reactivated the existing defamation case in the Supreme Court of Queensland in mid-2003. Legal analysts and media noted that Hanson revived the lawsuit specifically around the same time she was facing high-profile criminal charges and prison time for electoral fraud. Anywhoo, it seems Pauline Hanson and her team of bald men are very happy to cruelly and sadistically mock others, especially women with disabilities, but when it comes to mocking Pauline, that so-called sense of humour suddenly vaporises. .
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Doesn’t understand his point Goes off on a rant Watt proceeds to explain the flaw in her own policy Fuck, Hansen is dumb
Replying to @HouseOfRIPs
Murray Watt trying his best here but it's already clear this nutjob has no clue so what's the point... We're going around in circles and One Nation reckons "that's only cause One Nation has put out policy" ... That's ... Not how policy works. more ON = more time waste in parli.
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Nailed it
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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$50k 21 on the board The Chaser gets some of the easiest questions on record Fmd #TheChaseAus
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The Strangest Timeline retweeted
The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao
Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules trib.al/IAWnZtX
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The Strangest Timeline retweeted
The attempt to arugula-ize Obama’s Cheesecake Factory comment is actually insane. The reason the joke landed is precisely *because* it was relatable to folks who go to the Cheesecake Factory. Elitism woulda been him referring to French Laundry as if everyone goes there. Just because conservative media elites are too dumb to get the joke doesn’t mean it was a bad joke. It just means they are dumb.
Moynihan on Obama’s Cheesecake Factory Comment: It struck me as how elitist he and the party that he continues to lead has become. It felt very reminiscent of the guns and religion. You are jabbing the people you’re trying to win over.
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Not daily but at least once a month
I think about this scene on a daily basis
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Come on, man.. what the fuck is this bollocks?
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The Strangest Timeline retweeted
“By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left- he lost that gun control debate by a long shot” it’s perfect. Sublime. Every word is in exactly the right place, to move one would be to tear down the harmony. These… are first drafts?
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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The Strangest Timeline retweeted
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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No Wolf prize for you
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Haven’t heard #NRL journalists this horny in a while. Riccio, MC, calm down fellas
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Auckland Tigers
A Pacific franchise spanning five nations will lodge a bid to become the NRL’s 20th franchise - becoming the first NRL club to play home games in the United States, Samoa, Tonga and the Cook Islands. Known as Mana Pasifika, the team would be based in Auckland and play NRL home matches in Christchurch, Dunedin, Wellington, Hamilton and Whangarei before taking two games a year to Pacific nations. dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/…
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This fucking woke cricket captain not picking an Indigenous fast bowler over a bowler with 300+ test wickets Disgusting
Boland Dropped 🤬🤬🤬🤬....... What the fuck. I seriously want SA to fucking pump us. I'm sick of this fucking woke captain picking his mates. If south Africa make a road they will win the test. Be fucking smart.
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The Strangest Timeline retweeted
Replying to @asclepiasyriaca
I encourage all Trump supporters to emulate Trump and announce which co-worker has the best ass at the company meeting, preferably one which has HR, the CEO, or media in attendance.
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Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!” You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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Don’t know that PNG invented greed tbf
Replying to @BulldogRitchie
PNG is killing teams and bringing greed into the game bring pay to play
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This Penrith guy makes a lot of sense
Peter V’Landys and his @NRL are spitting in the face of every fan that has invested financially and emotionally in their club When the governing body starts handicapping every club for the benefit of one, you know the game has had it’s soul sold to the highest bidder
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