Ahhh now we’re cooking with gas ! Fuck them bitches up … Tip: stop swinging for the legs that’s bullshit, hit them in their fucking head so when they wake up they know ! @crimedawgpod
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🚨 THIS IS GOING TO BREAK THE INTERNET!
Elon Musk just dropped Neuralink's craziest bombshell:
“In the next 6 to 12 months, we're going to implant the first vision devices. Even if you're 100% blind from birth, we're going to write directly to your visual cortex… and you're going to see.”
“And that's just the beginning. In the long term, you'll have ultra-HD resolution and real superpowers: you'll see in infrared, ultraviolet, and even radar. Literally like a superhero.”
The future is no longer science fiction. It's Neuralink.
I’ve always said duct tape works for anything ! @crimedawgpod
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Democrats have been dropping hints out in the open for months about what they'll do if they sweep the midterms. Now @DataRepublican has uncovered the terrifying strategy.
Thousands of internal transcripts and recordings reveal the DSA's operational plan to trigger a "doomsday scenario." They want to manufacture enough street chaos, like we're seeing in France, to force Trump to use the Insurrection Act in 2027. Then, they'll cry "fascism" until they can delegitimize federal authority and hand power to Democratic governors in a color revolution.
THIS IS WHAT THEY’VE ALWAYS BEEN PLANNING. Remember when Susan Rice threatened to hold corporations, law firms, and tech companies that cooperated with Trump "accountable" through subpoenas? And Sen. Elissa Slotkin recently admitted she wants to "scare" young professionals by creating "reputational risk" so nobody wants to serve in a conservative administration. They want to set the country on fire until you have no choice but to yield.
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The NFL and the Philadelphia Eagles almost killed Jalen Hurts for a Week 5 international showcase.
The full details of what happened behind closed doors in London just surfaced, and the negligence is staggering.
Before kickoff in London, Hurts was in a hospital bed until 4:00 AM undergoing emergency vascular testing. Medical staff instructed him not to sleep because sleep was considered an active health risk.
Instead of shutting down their $255 million franchise quarterback, the team cleared him to play 60 minutes of brutal, high-impact collision football on zero sleep.
Then, they loaded him onto a pressurized, 8-hour transatlantic flight back to Philadelphia.
Every doctor on the planet knows that long-haul flights and cabin pressure are the exact triggers that cause lower-extremity blood clots to break free. The Eagles spent days assuring the public it was just a "minor, superficial calf clot".
Now the truth comes out: the clot dislodged, shot through his bloodstream, and caused multiple pulmonary emboli in his lungs.
Hurts is officially out for the season, placed on blood thinners where taking a single routine tackle could cause a fatal internal hemorrhage.
He isn't just lucky to play football again, he is lucky to be alive.
When the NFL preaches "player safety," remember this moment. They ran a human being into the ground for television ratings in the UK, almost lost him to a preventable medical catastrophe, and cratered their entire season in the process.
Who inside that building signed off on letting him play and board that flight?
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France has FREE health care, paid parental leave, paid family leave, FREE child care, FREE preschool, 5 weeks paid vacation, a 35 hour work week, generous unemployment and housing benefits, and heavily subsidized higher education.
Everything the left says they want AND THEY'RE STILL PROTESTING AND BURNING SHIT DOWN.
How do you say retard in French? ATTARDE’, maybe if you stopped letting thugs into the country and actually locked up criminals you wouldn’t have this problem ! @crimedawgpod
🚨#BREAKING: French President Emmanuel Macron condemns nationwide riots, asking, “How can French people do this to France?”
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I am honored to receive the endorsement of the New York State Police Investigators Association, representing more than 3,000 active and retired members.
These men and women work every day to keep New Yorkers safe. I am grateful for their confidence and will be an Attorney General who prioritizes public safety, supports law enforcement, and holds dangerous criminals accountable.
Worse officiated professional sport ! @NFL
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New - Attorney General poll - New York
🔵 Letitia James (Inc) 51%
🔴 Saritha Komatireddy 45%
OnMessage (C+) 🔴 - LV - 10/14
GM of the @BuffaloBills has wasted another year of Josh Allen’s career. You can’t do anything in playoffs with this ass defense. It’s shameful they thought this secondary was going to cut it. Heads should roll !
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Congrats to Notre Dame for continuing its streak of losing every single time they play an actual football team.
I love how the cops step up towards this guy venting his frustrations, but I haven’t seen any cops smashing some fucking heads of the savages … Violence needs to be met with extreme generational violence ! These limp politicians need to unleash the dogs ! @crimedawgpod
Weak ! @crimedawgpod
Aucune place pour la violence dans notre République.
Ceux qui ont cassé, attaqué les préfectures comme les commerces, pillé jusqu’à nos mairies, seront poursuivis et punis.
Aux forces de l’ordre, garantes du droit à manifester, je dis le soutien de la Nation.
Nous ferons tous bloc face aux semeurs de chaos, qui ne cherchent qu’à abattre nos institutions et empêchent ceux qui expriment pacifiquement leurs revendications de le faire.
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Aww, look at all these poor students who just want better conditions for their education so they can become valued members of French society
Yeah... right
Writer: Ian
I thought Europe had it all figured out ! They love to lecture the United States !





















