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Not to be a dick, but if you read my book, I called the second impeachment long ago.
The Witch Hunt is a political comedy told through the eyes of two innocent secret service agents, both minorities, who are thrown in jail to protect a white ex-president
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'Let’s not call it a “coup” If we just call it a minor violation it’s totally legal. apple.news/AJmxZ7_jgQ6uIZY6h…
If a 100-year-old tree falls on a failed presidential bid, does it mean that climate change is a hoax? Raise your hand @GovRonDeSantis @VivekGRamaswamy apple.news/A2Ul87yeFT-GG46dE…
#breaking - Trump, Kari Lake and MTG to headline charity performance in Ukraine. @Convict__TRUMP @RNCResearch @POTUS apple.news/ADHKnLAWLQNqDsuBk…
For sale: classified documents. Some water damage but incl valuable national secrets- pee tapes, French sex positions, nuclear codes. Contact maids @MarALago
@SenSchumer
@POTUS @GOPChairwoman
#LockHimUp
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Introducing the new Hershel Walker Heisman Trophy:
@NFL @nflnetwork @NFLonFOX @OustTrumpNow @SenateGOP @SenateDems #GArunoff
Quick poll: we know Trump likes to give nicknames
Should Hershel Walker be called
1. Dead man walker
2. Texas deranged ranger
3. Midnight blame in Georgia
4. Hersh-so-good, baby you know it Hurts so good
@OustTrumpNow @SenateDems #GeorgiaRunoff #GeorgiaVoters
Breaking - @49ers Does
Jimmy G season-ending surgery foreshadow the return of @Kaepernick7 ?
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Breaking -Kanye announces candidacy and tagline “MACCAA” Make Antisemitic Christians Control America Again - 2024 Presidential Bid, to Calls for Christian Theocracy. #KanyeHatesMinorities #Kanye @POTUS @recDNA apple.news/AnUCSffNXStiXrEAs…
They raise them tough in ANZ… breaking: Boy, 5, Rescued by His Grandfather After Being Bitten, Constricted and Dragged into Pool by Python
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Aaron Rodgers has an insurmountable lead for Comebackwards player of the year. @NFL @ESPNNFL @NFLonFOX apple.news/AFLxxSAuzR3aejkr_…
Breaking: Trump announces running mate as Kari Lake. She will go by her new stage name Lady Magaga. @POTUS #LadyMagaga #GOP apple.news/ALRQYzhQ-R6aXmb_3…
Here’s how to truly put the Trump judges on the “bench” re Student-loan forgiveness: declare a regional emergency in each of the states that isn’t suing to undo it. That would take away standing. @POTUS @SenSchumer #StudentLoanForgiveness apple.news/ADYt0e2h6SaeeAnYx…
Here’s how to truly put the Trump judges on the “bench” re Student-loan forgiveness: declare a regional emergency in each of the states that isn’t suing to undo it. That would take away standing. @POTUS @SenSchumer #StudentLoanForgiveness apple.news/ADYt0e2h6SaeeAnYx…
Donald Trump is more like Hoover than he would care to admit. apple.news/Ath0XZHOOQdmcTxfR…
Trump tries out for part in Princess Bride 2
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GOP breaking news: Reality TV show unveiled. Stupid is the new black. Hershel Walker and Tommy Tuberville for President 2024
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The tantrum lies strong within you my little Paduan. He will be starting his new tv show soon “Whose Whine Is This” #MidtermElections #FailedTheMidterm #LockHimUp #TheWitchHunt apple.news/AOZehX7p9TcuI3bZB…
Hey @NFL Indy colts hire white coach w no interviews. This is b/c they are bound by the stadium’s CCRs & lease limitations which prohibit brown skins from coaching & also require minority fans to sit out of view from TV cameras @nflnetwork apple.news/AYx8k-KbgTEmZzbVd…
This is what happens when true Gratriots get together. Gramerica First
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