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I want to go to a Mexican restaurant and fill up on chips, salsa, and beer before my entree is served, and then act all confused as to why I’m not hungry when it is served, and then stuff my fat face until I’m uncomfortable, and then leave a 30% tip, and then cry on my drive home
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Cleveland, I’m stoked to get back to Progressive Field on April 15. To celebrate the start of the 2022 season, I’m giving away two tickets to the Home Opener. In order to win, you must follow my account and retweet this post. Winner randomly selected and followed up with via DM
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Get a load of what the @BlueJacketsNHL will bring to the Stanley Cup Qualifiers! 👏
This is absolutely terrifying.
🐍 Researchers filmed flying snakes with high-speed cameras as they glided across a four-story theater.
It turns out the snakes' special wave-like movements — as if they're swimming in air — are part of the secret of how they're able to glide.
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The touchdown that sealed the 2OT national championship victory for @OhioStateFB! 🏆
Things haven’t been the same since we were blessed with this video 😩
11-year-old Sam just won free Chick-fil-A for a year.
I think we can all relate...
Learn more about the new Cheektowaga location at 11.
@WGRZ
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This is why the internet was created xitter.cf/ramageftw/status/12602…
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Spy koala captures two male koalas fighting, a moment rarely seen on film. Spy in the Wild 2 from @PBSNature returns Wed at 8/7c. #NaturePBS
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For the first time in the common draft era, the top 3 picks in the #NFLDraft were teammates at some point in college.
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Welcome home brotha. Let’s work #HTTR @youngchase907
I still can’t believe my dad was the first dad ever to come up with the phrase “righty tighty, lefty loosey.” That’s just crazy to me haha.
My number one artist of this quarantine season has been Alanis Morissette. Jagged Little Pill is one of the best albums of all time. “You Oughta Know,” “Ironic,” and “Hand In My Pocket” all on the same album??? Unreal!!
Not to be dramatic but this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
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Coronavirus cannot be cured by drinking bleach or snorting cocaine, despite social media rumors cbsn.ws/2vU6xX2
I wonder what Henry David Thoreau would’ve thought about Tame Impala’s new album... pretentious prick.
Pretty pumped to check out the @xfl2020 today, especially to see @CJ1two unleash the cannon again.



















