My wife said this was impossible. Said nobody was going to send me money, not even a dollar, and that I should stop pitching group projects to the internet. So: 85,000 people. One dollar each. One Cybertruck. That’s $85,000. Enough to put a stainless triangle in the driveway and call it a marital dispute with a VIN. How to send it: 1. Open the Money tab in X 2. Tap Send 3. Search @DavidMiller 4. Send $1 You can also tap the menu on this post and send $1 straight from the timeline. No tiers. No rewards. No “early bird.” No sticker that says you helped. If it actually happens, you get a photo of the truck and the knowledge that my wife was wrong in public. Don’t, skip this one and let her win. 85,000 people. One dollar. One Cybertruck. She said it couldn’t be done.

day 17 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck still $6.05 from 5 donors the math now says about 654 years. it gets worse every day nobody sends a dollar be honest, why haven't you sent one?

day 16 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck still $6.05 from 5 donors new math says about 616 years. i'm starting to write the truck into my will who should inherit the fund if i don't make it?

day 15 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck halfway to day 30. still $6.05 from 5 donors at this pace i get the truck in about 577 years. it'll probably be a classic by then what finally gets donor #6 to show up?

day 14 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck two weeks in. $6.05 from 5 donors yesterday the math said about 500 years. today it says about 540. standing still costs me 40 years a day apparently be honest, would you have quit by now?

day 13 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck still $6.05 from 5 donors i missed my $10 goal by $3.95, so this week i'm not setting a goal. that way i can't miss it the math says about 500 years to go. what's the first thing i should do when i finally get it in 2526

day 12 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck the goal was $10 by friday. i finished at $6.05 missed it by $3.95, which is somehow the most on-brand thing i've done 5 donors, about 462 years to go what's the next goal?

friday night and i'm 4 hours from a $10 cybertruck goal, sitting at $6.05 whoever sends the dollar that crosses $10 gets their name in my bio forever, or at least until i sell the account to buy the truck

day 11 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck $6.05 so far from 5 donors at this pace i get the truck in about 423 years the new roadster does 0-60 in under a second. my fund does $0 to $1 in about two days $3.95 to hit $10 by midnight. how does today end?

last day of the $10 cybertruck challenge $6.05 in. $3.95 to go. the rules haven't changed and neither has the refund policy

elon's unveiling a $200k roadster tonight and i can't get 85,000 people to send me $1 for a cybertruck $6.05 in. $3.95 short of my $10-by-friday goal. if you're watching the stream, you're legally obligated to send a dollar

poll's closed. 2 votes for "by friday," 2 for "never, give up" the internet is perfectly split on whether i deserve a cybertruck $6.05 now. $3.95 breaks the tie by friday

day 10 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck $6.05 from 5 donors. still $3.95 short of the $10-by-friday bio challenge at this pace it's about 385 years who's cutting that down?

day 9 of asking 85,000 people for $1 each so i can buy a cybertruck $5.05 so far. three donors, and one of them sent money twice yesterday the math said over 1,000 years. today it says about 415 that's progress. when do i hit $10?