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ALT Photo of a book for children featuring illustrations of various animals. Title reads: ANIMALS THAT OWE ME MONEY (North American moochers) By Chris Pissed paperback Paradise Books

ALT Back cover of Animals That Owe Me Money, text reads: I have lived in the woods for many years and I have come across many animals - animals that I thought were my friends. I let these animals borrow money, like a friend does, and I never heard from them again. Maybe my heart is too big, or maybe I am too good at being a friend, but I am done being friends with animals and I am done giving them my money. If you see the critters in this book in real life please call me immediately. Do not give them money. Do not try to be their friend. These animals not only owe me money but they owe me an apology as well. Chris is a good boy and he deserves to have his money returned to him. - Samuel Pissed, father of the author Chris Pissed is a first-time author out of spite. He lives alone in the woods not far from his parents. PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOKS SLOPSTOWN • PRAYERVILLE • FINGERTON • RUTT



























