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“Within moments”
These are the details of Russell Brand's rape conviction:
- Brand met a fan at one of his gigs in 2009 and invited her backstage
- She had a consensual threesome with him - "used her tongue on his anus" "within moments" of meeting him
- Days later Brand invited her to his house for sex, she agrees
- The Times attacks Brand in 2022 for joining Rumble and becoming a right wing "conspiracy theorist"
- The Times and Channel 4 colaborate for a big documentary expose in 2023
- Times says it had the allegations since 2019 but waited until his political shift to release them for some reason
- Complainants for his criminal case all come forward after the doc drops, some contacted and encouraged by journalists
- Jury concludes the woman 17 years ago consented to everything except anal sex, at which point she was raped
- Rape charge is bundled with other sexual assault charges, including him grabbing a woman's breasts (which jury concluded was forced) who then gave him oral sex (which jury found was not forced)
Brand now faces anything from 8 to 15 years in jail.
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Really irks me when someone comments on a Neptunes-produced song with something to the effect of "Pharrell cooked". Do you know who Chad Hugo is?!?
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Suck your mum you know what you’re doing by tryna use that pic
Mother of Ghanaian boy killed in US 'wants justice' as she flies for funeral bbc.in/4jWJErJ
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This is top two worst power downgrades in comic cinema history, and it ain't number 2.
In Marvel canon, Bobby Drake is an Omega-level god. He can halt molecular movement to hit absolute zero, become immortal by existing as sentient moisture vapor, freeze the liquid inside a person's bloodstream, and build an autonomous army of ice clones. He even froze literal hellfire.
The fact that fox took a walking planetary extinction event and turned him into a kitchen appliance so Logan wouldn't have to drink warm soda is just sad
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Sorry. The interpreter is there for what?
Javits mother is speaking perfect English. Is everyone good?!
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lmaoo he can score 5 goals in one match and i still won’t get that wc campaign off my head. i know what i watched
Imagine inviting someone onto your Anti-Arsenal podcast, only for them to spend the interview praising an Arsenal player. Mikel Obi is probably regretting inviting Carvalho in the first place. 🤣🤣
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most fascinating thing about la masia isnt even the yamals or xavis it's the rate at which they mass produce sergi robertos
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The Russo Brothers explicitly told Channing Tatum he can't go "full Cajun" in Doomsday because they need people to actually understand the plot
The man waited 10 years to finally say "wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfhere" on screen, only to be told to speak clearly.
People are already arguing over whether a readable accent ruins the character or saves the movie
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Arsenal “sit in blocks” very rarely. They are an aggressive team that take a lot of risks. Their trash attackers and set piece ability doesn’t mean they are a defensive team
But when it’s time to lock in they do it at an elite level
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Misogyny, colourism, menicisetal statetism, cankerous tribalism, ethnocentric chauvinism, syphilitic parochialism, epileptic nepotism, cataleptic parapoism and state brigandish, of the bluest dye.
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Skysports btw
"Liverpool weren't messing around"
🤣🤣 now they crying about some lil shirt pull









































