@DavidFavstar

parody

 california
Joined May 2022
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David Favstar Wallace retweeted
chester@fratboychesterOct 13
not to sound gay but im actually starting to think structuring our entire society around maximizing profit instead of the public good is a bad idea
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David Favstar Wallace retweeted
David Favstar Wallace@DavidFavstarJan 28
If someone hurts Ilhan I'll go John Wick
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This is the most "i'm not mad" post i've ever seen
Symone D. Sanders Townsend
@SymoneDSandersOct 8
It was brought to my attention I have been missing from X and I must have been taking a break. No, I don’t tweet much, but I am an active X lurker lol. Thank you for your concern.
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I don't believe in the death penalty, except for the tate brothers
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David Favstar Wallace retweeted
David Favstar Wallace@DavidFavstarAug 14
All of mainstream sports media is now rage bait and ass kissing of people in power, which is why pat mcafee, stephen a smith and dan orlovsky are so popular
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Lane Johnson the only conservative i don't hate
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If you're acting like barstool isn't a place for smug dickhead edgelords in 2026 I'm just going to block you, no reasoning is going to work lol
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"Really wish people would share more mike tracey screenshots" - nobody
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oh no you're confused im an American* social conservative: 1. Sydney Sweeneys boobs 2. Gambling, gambling, gambling 3. total war for Israel 4. we're building a supreme intelligence supercomputer to worship as a god *also includes all South American conservatives
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Democrats winning the senate
Andrew Marchand
@AndrewMarchandOct 3
🚨 NEWS: Dave Portnoy & Barstool Sports will no longer be on Fox's Big Noon Kickoff, The Athletic has learned. I just spoke with Portnoy. The story will be updated. nytimes.com/athletic/7654373…

Dave Portnoy, Barstool Sports are off Fox’s ‘Big Noon Kickoff’: Sources

Portnoy and fellow top Barstool personalities like Dan "Big Cat" Katz have been part of Fox's college football program since 2025.

nytimes.com
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Guys leading ai companies want to say the machine is sentient bc then when it does shit that gets a bunch of people killed they can act like it wasn't them who did it
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If I blew a role in succession for being a chud think i'd just go away forever
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David Favstar Wallace retweeted
Cardale Jones
@CJ1two10 Feb 2015
Man I wish everyone stop saying I beat a kid in the hospital 91-35.... It was 98-35, had 91 with 1:26 left in the 4th
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Sure duncan trussel is the most annoying dude in the world, but at least he's also not funny
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New George Lucas Museum in LA, great art collection mixed with Star Wars stuff, worth checking out
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I don’t even care to engage in discourse anymore I’m just gonna block everyone
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"Everything I don't like is woke"
Nate Silver
@NateSilver538Sep 24
The whole "don't anthropomorphize AI" thing is very Woke 1.0. People trying to police language that is perfectly natural in some cases and ending up in a web of contradictions.
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I'd rather watch the most embarrassing moments of my life on a loop than an athletes podcast
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David Favstar Wallace retweeted
TheDisabilityEnthusiast@twitchyspoonieSep 23
Every 3-5 months Very Serious Communists™️ claim the ultra powerful, disabled covidtelpro government force is destroying the left and you look for the evidence and it's some card carrying Nazi attacking disabled people and leftists siding with the Nazi.
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99% of leftists just straight up hate disabled people and I refuse to be part of your revolution
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