@DavidEM47

dedicated (but not religious) bike rider. Takes the lane.

 Astoria, Queens
Joined July 2014
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The clowns are probably ready to storm the Capitol again after that halftime show.
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Why does Hakeem Jeffries speak like a robot, or someone speaking from a teleprompter without knowing what it's going to say?
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Derek Jeter needs to change his facial hair grooming. He looks like a chipmunk when he talks.
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Everyone mourns Alex Kintner ... but no one sheds a tear for Pippin.
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I've watched #BradMarchand here and there over the years, but not enough to be emotionally invested to the point of hating him as seems to be his rep. But I just learned that he has a nickname #NoseFaceKillah, and now I have to root for him.
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When you're younger you think of Naked Gun as a spoof, then later you realize it's a documentary.
Stephen Gibbons
@Gibboanxious28 Mar 2025
Liam Neeson has his work cut out to match Leslie Nielsen's comic brilliance as Frank Drebin.
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I'd bet the most desired feature for @netflix @DisneyPlus @paramountplus @StreamOnMax is to not continue to propose stuff you've already marked as seen. Instead (naturally) they'd rather use worthless, lazy "AI" to regurgitate the same stuff to back you. Should we be surprised?🤷‍♂️
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You'd think they'd want to keep you interested in the platforms, especially given how un-sticky they've proven to be. But no! Maybe it's cheaper for them to present the same shit ... even if you don't watch it? Maybe they don't want you to watch, just scroll? I don't get it.
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Roger Craig from Jeopardy was definitely a member of #KidsInTheHall. Definitely.
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He enunciates extra clearly because otherwise
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these days if I get a solitary Like on some random tweet that otherwise had minor or no interaction, it's invariably someone with an OF page. Not sure what to make of this. Not offering discounts or DMs or anything. Ftr, I don't have an OF page myself. Yet.
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Neither do you, apparently
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Omg, I just watched @TheFallGuyMovie (fun!) but ... that IS Heather Thomas at the very end. Good grief. 🤦
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SNL is going to get very frustrated that he's stealing their jokes.
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump7 Jan 2025
Donald Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America...what a beautiful name.”
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Bicyclist's fault
Brightline
@GoBrightline29 Dec 2024
From the Brightline Safety and Security Team: Railroad safety is a community wide effort. For everyone’s safety, never drive around crossing gates when they are down.
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Leave it there as a lesson to the others.
NYPD cruiser stuck on a bell bollard.

ALT NYPD cruiser stuck on a bell bollard.

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"Never meet your heroes"
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I've seen no mention from the NYPD or press mention that the CEO was not wearing a helmet. They usually include that information.
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I think it's pretty wild that Jake Gyllenhaal would gun someone down, let alone take a bus or stay at a hostel.
1010 WINS on 92.3 FM
@1010WINS6 Dec 2024
🚨 BREAKING: United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson's suspected killer arrived in NYC last month -- 10 days before shooting -- on Greyhound bus from Atlanta; plus these 2 photos of the suspect unmasked released by NYPD today bit.ly/4ikUYdP
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Fights look great in ... 360p
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