See my movie

I’m so glad people are still out here named Lars. Swag times are coming.

She iac on my brain until I Man of Tomorrow 2027

Boycotting Target this year. Also I couldn’t do my shopping anyway because my. head got stuck in the bannister again and this time it’s actually so comfortable.

Warner Brothers has tabled my Superman Thanksgiving special idea where i heat vision a butterball turkey until it worsens climate change. I fly up and backhand the sun. Mr terrific mashes potatoes with his flying balls. Could’ve been a game changer. Maybe 2026 🙏

Anyone who gets the Superman 2025 blu ray for Christmas I will personally come to your house and guess how much you spent on your assets. Then I’ll demolish your leftovers and my face will get really red and i will become so dense. Walmart Thanksgiving package my ass.

I put a skippy peanut butter sandwich down somewhere in my house so I’ve been licking everything in my home to find it and I just tasted my wayfair sofa and now I’m addicted to the texture. need more sofa. Also I still can’t find the sandwich so that’s scary.

Guys that’s Rick she’s behind him. Until next time.

I assure you that’s what real fighting at comic con looks like.

30 minutes into Superman 2025 and I get so hungry for Cheetos.

Man of tomorrow my butt I want to be a man of today but I’m not leaving my bed it’s gray out and I got soup and blankets.

Whomever invented The Bud Heavy deserves the whole the world I would shake that dudes hand so hard light shoots out of his tootsies.

Bring him home. 🫡

Special feature on the Superman blu ray would have been asmr of me breathing and letting out a happy little sigh every now and again for 40 minutes but the streaming model took that away too.

Clark Kent to jimmy olsen’s little nose after 70 michelob ultras: “Booperman”

Brainiac is cool but I was hoping in the sequel Superman would fight the affordability crisis.

perusing the aisles at Ace Hardware for new tools so I can remove the doors in my house so they don’t hit me on the way out and I forget my Discover Card so I just sit down on the floor until the employee has to give me a pep talk. Better than Chat GPT therapy. 🚫🤖

New villain is My Enormous Shoulders with some foundation on it

New Danny Brown is so good I almost threw up the bottle of Advil liquid gels I housed this morning zipping to the Skyzone to prepare for my next Man of Superman Tomorrow coming to you Sometime Next Year 2027

Morning poop.

Tried doing the worm at the vape store Zohran election party and accidentally knocked over an armoire full of smooth-flavored zyn which I obviously put in my mouth as fast as I could. Monumental buzz such a good omen everyone pack a lip for Socialism today✊