Table was sagging so we threw a stick in to carry the load #Engineeringgenius

Foid just pre fired DoorDash to my house before she even got here #expand

Not even giving today a chance

If you are awake right now I hate you

Just heard my boy start spitting to hoes about his twitter burner is this game?

Yup I’m blacking out

Doing gross awful things tonight😭✌️

Got fucked up last night and accidentally matched with my boys ex girlfriend on tinder while speed swiping

“I’m going to roofie both of you and just lay you down next to each other” nigga wtf

Just opened up the template for a project I had a month to do for the first time today. Just going to start drinking and hope I can put some straight bs on paper

I’m in heaven

Boss is on vacation the rest of the week, you won’t be seeing me doing shit #boxfort

Just had ex break no contact

Way behind enemy lines #stormscoming

Sobering up from the night before during your morning shift might be a bottom 5 experience

Oh no #niggered

Behind enemy lines listening to brain dead foids talk about how Lindsay Clancy is innocent #shootme

Ready to rumble #Beachhouse bound $LANK

Just got asked to throw a freshman i-night party #doingit