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Just heard the new James Blunt track on Graham Norton. Absolute slop. Depressingly derivative. Come on, can we at least get 5% originality? Love ya though, James.
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I swear the guys who do the mixing for the BBC coverage of #Glastonbury have absolutely no idea what they're doing. Why is the guitar louder than Alanis Morissette's vocals and why are the drums so quiet?
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Yes Warner, Rogers is fit but please calm down, she's clearly not impressed #universitychallenge
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Final question on #The1PercentClub was bullshit! The wording didn't make sense. The words containing the names of metals isn't a "pattern" in the words. Bull. SHIT.
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"Eat less and move more, it's not that simple though!" According to the laws of physics, YES IT IS. And wow, we absolutely do NOT live in a "fat phobic society". Fat people are now celebrated if anything. #gogglebox
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Someone is getting fired for this. Absolute, unmitigated disaster. #SZA #Glastonbury
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Sloppy performance from England in the 2nd half. The lads need to step it up if we're gonna have any kind of a chance in this competition #ENGSRB
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Why is Graham Norton's voice so loud on the @BBC #Eurovision coverage? It's really smug and annoying. It devalues the work that goes into the actual music.
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Anyone who says 'manifest' non-ironically needs to take a long hard look at themselves #dragonsden
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Did that Stocked frozen food guy just avoid eye contact with Steven after making a deal. COME ON boys! Basic social skills 😳 #dragonsden
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Danny Howard is cringe and the music has gone properly down hill over the last few years. Seriously wtf is this
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Watching #SundayBrunch is like somebody spoon feeding you unseasoned mash potato with no butter. It's just bland mushy slop for the brain. Awful.
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