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If I can convert a jpeg into a PDF then crop the image so that the file size is just small enough to send to my email so that someone else can print it out, well we can probably do something about guns then.
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Still some tickets left for tomorrow at @thelincolnlodge. Grab them at the link below before they’re gone: eventbrite.com/e/15290183851…
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Fresh off another sell out last week, we have a great show coming up on 7/20 with some of Chicago’s best, some returning favorites and an SNL alum. Get your tickets below! eventbrite.com/e/15290183851…
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WATCH LIVE: Verdict reached in the Derek Chauvin trial. Follow our coverage: cbsn.ws/3x4AUom xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1kvKpoabm…
Ex-cop Derek Chauvin convicted of all charges in George Floyd's death

Ex-cop Derek Chauvin convicted of all charges in George Floyd's death

Chauvin was found guilty of second-degree murder, third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter.

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If King Kong and Godzilla had battled in America we would have invaded Jurassic Park
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Bought a custom baseball jersey with my name on the back. My name you ask? Dad. My number? Mother fucking one.
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Just unlocked the Dave Chappelle jumpsuit in Animal Crossing
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Me after spending $20 on Bitcoin
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Yearly reminder that the post office offers cash back
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Watched the Snowden doc and movie this weekend and when you compare the two my girlfriend fell asleep during both
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Cat keeps jumping on my keyboard. Logging into a burner account. Getting some things off its chest.
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Tried reading a book today. Wore my ass out
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When my mom sees the Pat Robertson Cameo I got her for Christmas she's going to bust a nut
I'm fucking ruined
Dave (@Dave_Philips) profile pictureDave@Dave_Philips13 Nov 2020
Now that the election is over my sole focus is to become a success gambling on golf
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Now that the election is over my sole focus is to become a success gambling on golf
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Pretty cool to see a sitting President following in @MadKing1981's lead by declaring that he did not lose the Casino Battle Royale
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Me after I read one article about horses
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Legit thought two years ago that CBD was going to save us from all this
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Honest question. Which cops are allowed to wear cowboy hats at work?
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It's funny how every car commerical is "Life is always taking unexpected turns. Prepare by signing a 6 year lease."
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