This is Dave. He watches stuff.

Joined January 2012
Contrary to reports, I did not 'storm off' stage. I deferred to the transport minister to inspire relevant questions. No #BallardBreakdown.
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A woman is suing Disney because she believes Frozen was based on her life story. trib.al/Np1vtma
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"The American Baking Competition." Come on TV, you're not even trying any more.
That's not how you keep a low profile, Matlock.
"Choked on his pigeon pie." Yes.
DEAD DOVE Do Not Eat!
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Sansa, with the cup, under the table. #GameOfThrones
Retweet if you are breathing.
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Can't remember this bit of #GameOfThrones "@rtenews: A look back at day 2 of the State visit: bit.ly/1kqgXAO http://t.co/KRWEmVB8AB"
I'm a bit concerned that Google has typecast me as a sci-fi nerd that likes boobs.
Confused by the hatred. I thought it was a nice sendoff. #HIMYMFinale
He-Man and the Masturbators of the Universe #RuinACartoon @midnight
Best Fool of the day: "@IGN: Optimus Prime is coming to Titanfall! go.ign.com/1i9rAC3 || http://t.co/3g28kfx80M"
That's fucking terrifying. "@WeirdHistoryPix: The original Ronald McDonald, 1963. xitter.cf/WeirdHistoryPix/status…"