@DaveRoss86

I know a pissed horse when I see one.

 Wellington, Shropshire
Joined February 2009
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I feel sorry for that Professor who lost his job for shagging during the lockdown. He should've just said he was worried his penis had stopped working and he wanted to double check.
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Fair play this Neco Williams is a different player out of a Forest shirt.
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Can’t believe I live in a world where Jimmy Anderson is being forced into retirement and Joe Biden isn’t
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Honestly thought she was the sign language lady here.
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Danny Murphy just said that Netherlands will fancy themselves in the next round against Austria, a team they lost to seven days ago. 🙃
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Gareth Southgate won't even risk Lemon and Herb.
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He's back!
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nottingham forest have released a statement accusing chris wood of being a luton fan
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David Ross retweeted
Sam Huxley@samhuxley5 Apr 2024
Every now and then I think about the time a newspaper thought the best way to report on a failed terrorist plot at the 1998 World Cup was to DRAW A CARTOON OF IT!
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What just happened in Rangers vs Hibernian is a thing of beauty
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Cost me a small fortune, but I've treated the missus to a new dress in Qatar Dutty Free. Well, I suppose it is her birthday. – at Doha, Qatar
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– at Doha, Qatar
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Have to admire love2stay Shrewsbury for charging £7.50 a pop to look at some IBCs 😂😂
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Joey Barton: Tell us your wife's left you without telling us your wife's left you.
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£6 (SIX)
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I went for a haircut today and the lady shaved my ear hairs. Didn't ask for it. She clearly just felt it needed doing.
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BBC Politics
@BBCPolitics10 Nov 2023
Speculation whirls about identity of man Nadine Dorries claims controls British politics bbc.in/3SDwFgL

Nadine Dorries book and Dr No: The Plot thickens

Speculation whirls around the identity of the man the ex-Tory MP claims controls British politics.

bbc.com
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With just FIVE days to go until Fireworks Night, we've produced a handy 10-point guide to the event, covering timings, what to expect, and parking. Find it below - and don't forget the event is all-ticket this year! No tickets will be sold on the gate. tickettailor.com/events/well…
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Lay in bed with a stinking cold whilst the builder installs a RSJ directly below me. Sub optimal.
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They built a statue of your mom in Sicily
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Terrific day! Our players and supporters did the club proud. 🙌🏆😍
Wellington Cricket Club@wellington_cc17 Sep 2023
We are the Vitality Club T20 Plate final winners for 2023! It's an unbelievable third trophy of the season for this team! We beat Old Elizabethans by five wickets to lift the trophy. Well played all!
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