Dave Nonis

I asked how Tampa was tanking. They said they were giving "bonuses" to the players. I assumed they lied because... what money? Unless..

Sorry for my absence. I wanted to get away from Brian Burke once he found out I phoned in the Ponikarovsky trade too late.

Maybe we should stop making plans.

We came up with a new plan. Shut down Toskala and ride Gerber all the way. We should be able to continue our tanking. Good times.

While Brian Burke rejects calls from the media, his staff is doing all the work. Maybe we should do a trade without his permission.

Plan C failed. Plan D, let Burke decide what to do. We are running out of back-up plans :(

Plan B failed. Plan C in effect, make playoffs. Don't forget to check out our Guerin trade later.

Plan A was doing a good job of tanking. Plan B is now in effect, play Curtis Joseph.

This AHL game is very entertaining... Hold on... Toskala is playing? Did we waive him or something?

I just peeked at Burke's phone, he's attempting to deal Antropov. I could be the ultimate Leafs insider. This is so fun.

Oh god, Leafs game tonight. Maybe I can watch Lost on TV in our suite once it airs. The show makes more sense than the team.

Don't even think of offering Price, but thinking about it, go ahead. We need a good laugh.

You know... replacement for Carey Price? Bob... give Burke a call, he might be interested but only if we get a 1st and your best prospect.

Before I leave, http://www.mikenhl.com/gifs/goleafsgo.gif, I was mad because they wouldn't throw a free t-shirt up here. Just to clarify.

Like seriously, the pizza he delivers to me is cold. Why does Brian Burke get the nice warm pizza? Do I have to toss a bone or something?

Talked to Matt Gilroy. Told him he would be the top defenseman if he signed. Hopefully he doesn't remember the conversation in the future.

I had great input in the Ryan Hamilton deal!

I wish Brian Burke would shut up and give people some credit. Assistant General Managers are important!

@CliffFletcher Cliff! Hi! Welcome to twitter! You want to go to the bar?

Background done. I have a copy of the Luongo trade signed by Iron Mike that is framed, I feel so proud.