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Dave Jory

@DaveJory

The ICE is gonna BREAK!

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Joined September 2011
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You going down on me Me (joker voice): you wanna know how I got these scars?
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I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/wh1jTZXhe7k?a Christopher Walken winning an Oscar® for "The Deer Hunter"
Christopher Walken winning an Oscar® for "The Deer Hunter"

Christopher Walken winning an Oscar® for "The Deer Hunter"

Dyan Cannon and Telly Savalas presenting Christopher Walken with th...

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I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/snJ1ewOV4uc?a Trump Wrongly Accuses Leaders of Starting Wars, Confuses Baltics & Balkans
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/bI0N2EXYm_o?a The one where Chris Hansen recognizes the guy from the train
The one where Chris Hansen recognizes the guy from the train

The one where Chris Hansen recognizes the guy from the train

After exchanging solicitous texts, a 60-year-old man looks to meet ...

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I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/34WwXUlx7E4?a Disclosure - Original Theatrical Trailer
Look at this monster.
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I preferred when this was just people reacting to a photo of a spider standing near a Coles mini.
Beyond appalling. RT Nauru hunger strike: 12-year-old boy at imminent risk of dying theguardian.com/world/2018/a…
Nauru hunger strike: 12-year-old boy at imminent risk of dying

Nauru hunger strike: 12-year-old boy at imminent risk of dying

Island staff report a looming children’s health crisis ahead of increased international attention of Pacific Islands Forum

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As not seen on Netflix. Ever. #Nanette
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I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/Z1v3ocLpCMA?a Louis C.K. Interview on Charlie Rose
#tuesday #comedy @HaroldParkHotel! Ben Darsow @BecCharlwood @JazzTwemlow @SamKissaju @paigehhhhh @acyssfx @tmsndrsn! trybooking.com/book/event?ei… – at Sydney, New South Wales
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Need a little pick-me-up? We have a whole lot of double passes to @HappyEndings_au to give away: timeout.com/sydney/comedy/wi…

Win a double pass to Happy Endings Comedy Club

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What a hysterical #june! @BecCharlwood @DaveJory @jbcomedy @GaryEck @GearardM @MikeyRobins @rhysnicholson @RuvenGovender! Tix @TryBooking! – at Sydney, New South Wales
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This Thursday we've got a classic combo of @sammyfantastic & @DaveJory + guests @McCoolSam @operation_rosie & more! Just $10! #sydneycomedy
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I'm telling jokes at @HappyEndings_au this Sat night with the comedy enigma @DaveJory and the hilarious @johncruckshank It'll be top shelf.
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"Nobody has more respect for women than me."
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Sean Spicer has announced he will conduct all future televised White House press briefings in "a Sia wig."
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Replying to @HappyEndings_au
I do.
Replying to @HappyEndings_au
I've been doing Vegas it's different circuits, different booking agents.
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it be true. I'm like Searching For Sugarman.
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