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Introverted atheist from Hawaii says: We're going to dance We're going to dance We're going to dance and have some fun Dig!

Joined May 2022
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My problem is I focus on my thousands of mistakes while I never seem to appreciate that one time I did something right
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Get the fuck off the stage you tone deaf saboteur!
WMFD: Nancy Pelosi criticized Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed over their views on Israel Thursday, calling their positions “wrong” and saying they did not reflect congressional Democrats. On Abdul El-Sayed: “This new person in Michigan, we’ll see if he gets elected.” Link: wfmd.com/2026/10/29/nancy-pe…
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You could have just said no you vacuous puppet
🚨 BREAKING: Republican Darline Graham admitted she doesn't want to be a Senator and is tired of campaigning: “When I get up to heaven one day, I am just going to choke Lindsey.”
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Happy Halloween! Todays clip of the day is "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
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His debilitating narcissism forces him to stick with a losing hand
Q: The final message for Republicans? Trump: Just keep going on the same path that we’re on.
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I usually don't miss drinking Tuesday night I will miss drinking
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Donald Trump had all the power for the past two years and was willing to do anything regardless of legality and my question to MAGA is besides people of color being terrorized what did you get? Other than getting your racist erogenous zones fingered you didn't get shit.
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A big percentage of Americans believe empathy is dangerous and almost all of them consider themselves to be Christians
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The “Shove the ballroom up your fat ass” guy, the “I’m here to see the MAGA cult up close” guy, and the “Trump flew on Epstein’s plane” dude have done more for Democrats this midterm season than Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer combined.
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Idea for a new law: If you have to wait in line for over an hour to vote the state owes you $50,000
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It's not that so many Americans voted for a conman that I find offensive. What I have always found offensive is that so many Americans voted for such an obvious conman. He's too stupid to have top tier conman skills but the electorate was too stupid to see that.
🚨FINALLY: President Trump just announced that the Strait of Hormuz will be completely open by tomorrow. Don’t fill up your tank today unless you have to. Gas should be down to $2.50 a gallon by Friday. Monday at the latest.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is from a June 2026 statement, not a recent announcement. The Strait of Hormuz remains severely restricted (~8% normal traffic) as of Oct 30 2026 with US gas averaging ~$4.20/gallon. hormuz.now youtube.com/watch?v=52-hq9… gasprices.aaa.com
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Trump doesn't have a friend to drive him
It feels like we’re at the white Bronco stage of this whole thing.
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Wow!!!
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A sober and serious bipartisan midterm message at a time of war and economic turmoil from the President of the United States of America: "That man's ass is so fucking juicy, oh my god!"
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No matter what happens on Tuesday the next two years are going to be an unrelenting shit-show
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Darline Graham: "I feel so passionately about this that I'm going to read this line a bunch of Republican consultants wrote for me on account of them not trusting me to talk off script because I'm dumb with a "B" at the end as a fucking post."
🚨 DARLINE GRAHAM TELLS LIBERALS TO "KISS MY ASS" "I will not allow the liberals and socialists to turn South Carolina blue. You know what, they can just kiss my ass." Sounding just like her brother Lindsey 🤣🤣🤣
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Dearborn, Michigan voted for Trump in 2024 and this is how you're being repaid by Republicans for all your great work
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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Stage giant Patrick Stewart, of ‘Star Trek’ and 'X-Men' fame, dies at 86.
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On his show on Sunday John Oliver said about JD Vance "what a fucking cunt"
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