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My problem is I focus on my thousands of mistakes while I never seem to appreciate that one time I did something right
Get the fuck off the stage you tone deaf saboteur!
WMFD: Nancy Pelosi criticized Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed over their views on Israel Thursday, calling their positions “wrong” and saying they did not reflect congressional Democrats.
On Abdul El-Sayed: “This new person in Michigan, we’ll see if he gets elected.”
Link: wfmd.com/2026/10/29/nancy-pe…
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Happy Halloween! Todays clip of the day is "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
Donald Trump had all the power for the past two years and was willing to do anything regardless of legality and my question to MAGA is besides people of color being terrorized what did you get? Other than getting your racist erogenous zones fingered you didn't get shit.
A big percentage of Americans believe empathy is dangerous and almost all of them consider themselves to be Christians
DasherPaine retweeted
The “Shove the ballroom up your fat ass” guy, the “I’m here to see the MAGA cult up close” guy, and the “Trump flew on Epstein’s plane” dude have done more for Democrats this midterm season than Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer combined.
It's not that so many Americans voted for a conman that I find offensive. What I have always found offensive is that so many Americans voted for such an obvious conman. He's too stupid to have top tier conman skills but the electorate was too stupid to see that.
🚨FINALLY: President Trump just announced that the Strait of Hormuz will be completely open by tomorrow.
Don’t fill up your tank today unless you have to. Gas should be down to $2.50 a gallon by Friday. Monday at the latest.
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The video is from a June 2026 statement, not a recent announcement. The Strait of Hormuz remains severely restricted (~8% normal traffic) as of Oct 30 2026 with US gas averaging ~$4.20/gallon.
hormuz.now
youtube.com/watch?v=52-hq9…
gasprices.aaa.com
A sober and serious bipartisan midterm message at a time of war and economic turmoil from the President of the United States of America: "That man's ass is so fucking juicy, oh my god!"
Darline Graham: "I feel so passionately about this that I'm going to read this line a bunch of Republican consultants wrote for me on account of them not trusting me to talk off script because I'm dumb with a "B" at the end as a fucking post."


















