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Daryl Felsberg

@DarylFelsberg

Comedian. Writer. Musician. Actor. MC. Native Texan. The proud kind, like with a gun and stuff. And I like boobs.

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Joined August 2009
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Just saw Top Gun Maverick. Very upset they didn’t name Goose’s kid Gossling. #TopGunMaverick #topgun @TomCruise
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It’s weird…. Most people excited about @elonmusk buying @Twitter hate electric cars. #tesla #comedy #followme #twitter #twitter #ElonMusk
I hate him.
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Part I: it’s a Pandemic Dammit! #Covid_19 #CoronavirusPandemic #standupcomedy #funny #followme
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#coved19 #coronavirus #okboomer #follow #comedy #funny
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I got my Corona Virus inoculation. Good for three years. #panchos #coronavirus #standupcomedy #followme
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You know what? No one is talking about the Coved 19 Virus in Mexico...... probably can't survive their water. #Mexico #coronavirus
Understand that when Troy Aikman says it’s “4th and a mile” it’s because basic math escapes him. #SuperBowl #nfl #troyaikman
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So cool that Tom Cruise did the fly over during the National Anthem. #superbowl #topgun #SuperBowl
I had no idea Dan and Shay were country. I’m speechless. #grammys
$20 that Billie Eilish can kick the shit out of all 9 BTS members. #grammys #kpop
Think Blake and Gwen are out for Harry and Meagan’s old job. #grammys #RoyalFamily
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When do Lizzo and her sizeable dancers combine like the constructicons? #grammys
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#Transformers
Some of Korea’s most attractive women are in the band BTS. #GRAMMYs
Blowing your nose loudly in a Resturaunt is the equivalent of farting. Walk your snotty ass outside. Fight me. #snotty #nose #flu #fart #restaurant #courtesy
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Watched Game of Thrones for the first time........ families feuding, brothers and sisters making sweet love, child wives, big knives, everybody has a horse ...... this could have taken place in East Texas. #GameOfThrones #standupcomedy #followme #EastTexas
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The new “Top Gun” is just the old “Top Gun” ran through the FaceApp. @TomCruise #faceapp #TopGunMaverick #standupcomedy #followme
Watched Game of Thrones for the first time........ families feuding, brothers and sisters making sweet love, child wives, big knives, everybody has a horse ...... this could have taken place in East Texas. #GameOfThrones #standupcomedy #followme #EastTexas
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Watching Game Of Thrones for the first time..... this is based on that Narnia movie, right? #GameofThrones #standupcomedy #followme
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