comedian i guess

Joined October 2019
rest in peace brian this is a great photo of you
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Already up close to $20,000 in half a day to free mothers incarcerated pretrial in advance of Mother's Day. On good track to meet our $80,000 goal. Join Fiona (and me) in donating now: givebutter.com/s9WDXn
Wow. Fiona Apple is a real one. New song just out. About her years of court watching. She’s calling for donations to free Black mothers on Mother’s Day. Fans coming through w donations. Let’s help support even more. I just gave: givebutter.com/s9WDXn
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Roddy McDowall on the set of Planet Of The Apes, 1968
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Happy Wednesday you lovely people. Just got home from graft. Stopped in the pub on the way home and had a couple of pints. Cooking some burgers for the babies. Be lucky. Stay safe and sending love to your families. Bosh❤️
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This is by far the best one
From apologizing to his penis to starting a car battery with his bare hands, here's some of Kevin Gates' most unforgettable interview moments. Full details here: complex.com/music/a/tracewil…
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we’re jacking it together hoss so like if you don’t want to bust don’t bust but i’m just saying you came here dude. you fucking came here. you asked to jack it crazy style and now all of a sudden you’re not interested in busting? while being jacked it? i find that hypocritical
Did you think #TheWhiteLotus Season 3 was too slow? Creator Mike White sounds off: "If you don’t want to be edged, then get out of my bed." “There was complaining about how there’s no plot. That part I find weird. It never did… part of me is just like bro, this is the vibe. I’m world building. If you don’t want to go to bed with me then get out of my bed. I’m edging you! Enjoy the edging. If you don’t want to be edged, then get out of my bed. Do you know what I mean? Don’t be a bossy bottom. Get the f*ck out of my bed. Don’t come home with me. Don’t get naked in my bed. Get the f*ck out of my bed. Obviously something is going to happen.” Read more here: variety.com/2025/tv/news/mik…
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pulled out my 60mph 4-seam at the science museum, went ahead and made the field trips clap for me. they ate good tonight
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went to concert and forgot the 3DS. fuck my stupid pointless life. all of it every morsel now no one laughs
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Funny how "ethics" evolved to prohibit the *one thing* my therapist and I could do together to heal me (and probably her)
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37 minute video of cumtown clips spliced together called “wakanda marge simpson” overlayed with the most law-abiding player on the road you’ve ever seen
Here’s new gameplay of Mario Kart World’s free roam mode. #MarioKartWorld
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Happy birthday Tracy. Hope to see you again sometime.
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Roddy McDowall on the set of ‘Planet Of The Apes’ (1968)
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this kinda performative behaviour is at every show nowadays, almost always from young white ppl. Last few shows I've seen costumes, ppl recording w a 3ds, and ppl just holding their phones up w silly photos like minions tryna get attention. Gen Z is havin their epic bacon moment
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Still one of the craziest combos ever. RIP Hax$
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Replying to @isaiah_bb
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I know so many guys who send me pictures of their cool guns and say stuff like “finally got my EOTech Funtriser Durbmeier Holo. No more Alsatian recoil for me.” They still try to answer my submental questions about which of Naked Snake’s guns I can buy in real life
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