Darren mattlock

I’ll wait for the email back @GatesheadFC #Onlyamatteroftime

Ex Plymouth argyle manager Wayne Rooney has been revealed to be in the ‘I’m a celebrity’ jungle. Wayne commented on his choice to go in the jungle saying “I’ve heard there’s a 63 year old in there. Colleen said that she had a good shag. Why can’t I?” #pafc #imacelebrity

Just rewatched Bim’s ‘elbow’ personally I see nothing wrong with it. #pafc #Readingfc

Baidoo back vs Avlechurch #PAFC

Wonderkid? Next Messi? Next Yamal? Next big thing? Just a dog shit Will Evans xx #PAFC #AFC

As first confirmed from a great friend @timothywheels23 Plymouth argyle’s Bim Pepple has become the newest favourite and front runner for the men’s #BallonDor with my sources even taking a sneak photo of the points. #pafc

I swear if I see goal. 3-3 I WILL GO FUCKING MENTAL #pafc #shittingmyself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We aren’t top anymore, Because Wes Harding is poo. #pafc

Just thought I’d watch an Indian super league game (don’t question why) and I think I’ve just saw someone worse than Will Evans playing Odisha #Miracle #PAFC #Odisha

Got sent this from a mate earlier today. Good to see Dennis the menace has grown up and turned into an AFC Wimbledon. Ps he was not a happy chappy after that goal😉 #PAFC #AFCW

New signing in the background? #pafc #newsigning

I’ll try my best to act surprised for our 2 new signings today as our club has more leaks than a broken tap! #pafc #greens

I know it’s probably not real and is just a rumour but I would be quite sad to see Wiredu go.Heard so many good things when we got him and think that he could be class for us if he got the time but if it is real as stated in my last post I would love to see Herbie return. #pafc

Definitely didn’t think this is the post I’d be making after our first game but what the actual fuck was that! Playing like a bunch of mentally challenged knackers. Definitely need more signings. I think the first signing should be that chain smoking northerner Herbie Kane! #Pafc

So good to be back today! Can’t wait for Saturday after beating those northerners up the road but for now normalcy can resume as Devon is and always was green #pafc