At what point do I inform the soon-to-be wife that I’m rabidly autistic? #LANK
Darrel “Top Chud” Longéhard, PHD. retweeted
When President Bukele is finished in Haiti, we are formally submitting a request for his troops to liberate the Houston Galleria. 🙏
Absolutely BANGER opening weekend. #NUKE
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God knew what he was doing when he prevented the snubnose revolver from being invented until the 1800’s. If it had come along sooner, Moses might have shot himself in the desert after having to deal with this for 40 years.
If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists?
Something for people to think about.
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Tonight is your fault @GovernorPerry @GregAbbott_TX. You spineless cowards oversaw and encouraged the demographic replacement and subsequent fall of the greatest state in the country. You cared more about being called racist than you cared about the futures of your posterity.
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Eating my chipotle bowl and caught a whiff of something nasty. Homeless guy walked through the door who shit his pants. Sat down in the booth and got shit on the seat. Whole store smells like feces now.
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Can’t beat it with a stick. #ILoveMyLife
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Being forced to choose between traveling to Baton Rouge for a free ticket to LSU vs Bama or hunting opening weekend at the loaded duck lease I just joined. Why must I be burdened with such difficulties?
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I am starting a narrative. LSU is a top 10 team, and they will prove that when they beat Bama in 2 weeks.
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JD Vance is a jeet loving queer so I am hereby updating my pfp #NewProfilePic
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Expensed on the company card. About to go #beastmode!
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Americans are the greatest people in the world, and of them, Texans are the highest quality.
Whether they choose the oilfield, business, software, or a trade, young Texas men shouldn't have to work twice as hard for half the pay and less opportunity than older generations had.

















