emudrha still uses a 100 year old method to generate private keys the old fashioned way

Water heater dead. Guess I’m going to take this crappy thing apart and see if gas control valve is fixable rather than spend hundreds of dollars.

Man I hope the CCP doesn’t give me a honeypot qt3.14 wife and a 5090 scary stuff.

Technically any car can fly briefly if you are motivated enough.

Another exciting day in the ever evolving landscape of cyber threats (I am hungover)

Cybersecurity tip of the month: in Entra each banned work in your password protection list normalizes to 1 point. So if you banned Fall and 2026 just add “cat” to it so you can use your old password. C (1) a(2) t(3) Fall(4) 2026(5) hits 5 points and is accepted. Isn’t that neat?

Found an interesting bypass for azure web application firewall today reviewing logs. Defaults are a starting point not gospel.

Pick my elementary kid up from school and she has blood spatter on her shirt so I asked what happened and she said “oh it isn’t mine”

My talk got accepted for bsides Atlanta but I forgot to check my email so they moved on without me 🥲

Ordering my cubscout group esp32-c3s to make badges with. Pray for me.

Proud to announce I’m on the Forbes 30 under 25 to life.

Airflow in this case is trash.

Tomorrow I start my last week as an engineer. I know everybody always hates their job but I enjoyed my time in the MSSP space. Would highly recommend it if you are just getting into IT or cyber. I was allowed to touch so many things you shouldn’t get to touch with no experience.

Can’t sleep have to pick up friend from airport window shopping GPUs I can’t afford. Maybe should buy a couple v100s I don’t even know anymore but everything is getting so expensive. Those maxsun dual b60s are on new egg tho finally if you have cash.

I just stumbled upon the most advanced and vicious hacking attempt I've ever seen. I almost fell for it, in fact. A popup which asked me to delete one of my files and forward the virus to other users, extremely well done.

A lot of people don’t realize this but GitHub is hosted on the McDonalds ice cream machine.

I don’t know how many Microsoft audits I have left in me

Favorite things from defcon in no particular order: 0.) making friends who like puter 1.) accidentally meeting @DarknetDiaries and twerking on them 2.) @NotNordgaren being a fellow cat and amazing person 3.) getting stickers from @rekdt and accidentally handing them to another amazing person when I couldn’t find rekdt to load them up with kitty cat stickers (I retained malware inside so all good) 4.) meeting @TracketPacer and @ZackKorman and not remembering till I found a sticker. 5.) pulling a sock out of my pocket instead of my boarding pass at the airport (tsa didn’t accept it) Next year I will be better prepared. What an amazing time.

Meow meow kitty cat meow meow