I am the Nightrider! I'm a THC-Injected Music Machine! I am the Rocker, I am the Roller, I am the MIDI-Controller! 🎵🎸🌿 — Electron Sea Pirate ☠️

Joined June 2011
The Electron Sea The Electromagnetic World created by users of the Internet A world where "Nothing is Real, Anything is Possible" A world of Avatars that see their self through the eyes of their creators Or does the creator see their self in Avatars? It's the #PageRankWars
From the Darkside of the Mind The story your about to read is true, only the names have been changed. This is the #PageRankWars where "Nothing is Real, Anything is Possible" -A series of #shortstories originating exclusively on Twitter, to circumnavigate the Electron Sea 💫
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Replying to @THEREALranchy08
Bootleg alcohol led to excessive masturbation..and that's what caused people to go blind. Grandma really got after me about the subject.
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Y'all wanna guess who these books says was the first Free Mason? Makes since why the Masons have tried to resurrect Him with each President. We have proof that Hillary was searching for information on his Tomb. What more proof do we need that the Masons are nothing but Evil.
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We're living in the Age of Deception.
Still locked away. The clip that shows what actually punched through the Pentagon.
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Paul McCartney died on November 9th, 1966. He stormed out of a recording session, drove off into the night, and never came back. It was a car crash. And the three remaining Beatles, staring down the end of the biggest band on Earth, made a choice. They replaced him. His name is William Campbell. A lookalike who won a Paul McCartney impersonation contest, slid into the most famous band in history, and the world never noticed. Except the Beatles couldn’t live with the secret. So they told you through their music, and hoped you’d hear it. Play “Revolution 9” backwards. That endless “number nine, number nine” turns into “turn me on, dead man.” Go listen to it, if you don’t believe me. The Abbey Road cover is a funeral poster. John dressed in white, the priest. Ringo in black, the mourner. George in denim, the gravedigger. And Paul? Barefoot. Out of step with the others. The way bodies are buried in some cultures. Look closer at that cover and you’ll find the license plate on the car behind them. It reads “28IF.” As in, Paul would have been 28, IF he had lived. On Sgt. Pepper, the figure they say is Paul wears an arm patch reading “OPD.” Officially Pronounced Dead. One clue is a coincidence. A dozen of them is a message. And I could go on and on… But Paul, or William, is still alive today. So if you really want to know who’s been standing in his place for sixty years… don’t ask me. Ask him. H/T Phillip Nessbert
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The heart attack was first described in a medical journal in 1912, and the man who described it had trouble finding a second case. Doctors had been opening chests for 300 years. They had dissected kings, paupers, drunks and the obese, and the blocked coronary artery was a rarity you wrote up. A young Boston cardiologist started practising in 1911. He later said he did not see his first heart attack patient until 1921, and then they came in a flood. By 1950 it was the biggest killer in the United States. By 1960, in Britain. Victorian England ate butter, dripping, suet, bacon and cream, and smoked like a chimney, and the coronary ward did not exist. The Masai lived on milk, meat and blood, and the doctors who went looking in the 1960s could not find heart disease among them. So what arrived between the dissecting rooms of 1900 and the coronary care units of 1960? Crisco launched in 1911. Cottonseed oil hardened into a block that looked like lard. Margarine followed it into every kitchen. By 1960 a quarter of American fat came out of a seed press that had not existed in 1900. The seed oil goes into your blood on the LDL particle. It is the part of the particle that oxidises. The oxidised particle is what the artery wall takes in. The cholesterol was in the butter for a thousand years and the artery stayed open. Then the fat changed, and a disease nobody had heard of became the way most people die. The guideline blames the butter. The butter has an alibi going back to the Bronze Age.
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I asked @grok to fact check my #music post, so far so good 👍 Remember, Darkside Johnny's Preschool of Rock is Free to Attend! **No significant mistakes** appear in the music theory or guitar-knowledge posts reviewed. The core explanations align with standard Western music theory and common guitar pedagogy: - **12 notes** in the chromatic scale, **7 notes** in a diatonic key, **5 notes** in the pentatonic scale (widely used for solos in blues/rock), and the **I–IV–V** progression as a foundational backbone are all correct and commonly taught. - The major-scale interval pattern he states (W–W–H–W–W–W–H) is exact. His accompanying notes on whole steps (2 frets/semitones) and half steps (1 fret/semitone) are also accurate. - Advice on natural notes as fretboard anchors, arpeggios for navigation, inversions, consistent practice, and technique observations (e.g., Lindsey Buckingham’s pick-less approach) is standard and sound. These are simplified for a “Preschool of Rock” / beginner-friendly style. The “inverted pyramid” framing is his own organizing idea rather than a formal term, but the underlying hierarchy is not incorrect. No clear factual errors stood out in the theory or technique content from the posts.
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The free book I picked up at a local coffee shop book exchange 😀 Edit: I just noticed he has the Illuminati one-eye Anti-Christ 💩 going on! 😬💀
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Guitar Pick-ups Are Like A Mirror – Fuggedaboudit 🤣🤣
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My dad served under Richard R. Byrd during Operation Deepfreeze 1 & 2. He never went into any detail other than watching a bulldozer operator, that disobeyed an order, go through the ice while pulling a sled. And meeting penguins that were not afraid of man.
What if there is a giant ice wall surrounding the world we know today, and beyond it are entire lands we have never been told about? #mystery #ancienthistory
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Meet "Baby Huey" the newest family member and soon to ⭐ of, Darkside Johnny's Preschool of Rock. #guitar
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Utah. 112 years ago. “High school”. 😂. We live in a post apocalyptic world. We repurposed the surviving buildings.
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Remember when Trump said the reason he didn't lock up Hillary was because it would look bad? Trump also said something like, "She did some terrible, terrible things too". Remember this: "Truth is stranger than fiction." But this is the first time I heard where #PizzaGate 💀
Hillary Clinton molesting children in a video with Anthony Weiner’s wife, and later drinking their blood to get high on "Adrenochrome." 9 NYPD officers have committed suicide because of this video.
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Introducing a new guitar family member "Baby Huey", soon to be starring in the new Darkside Studio Genesis series: Darkside Johnny's Preschool of Rock youtube.com/shorts/Rqbh7ZuQb…
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Ok, during last night guitar practice I stumbled across a bass line that would be a decent bass line groove to start off a jam session. Fixing to find out. youtube.com/shorts/bolTp3R9p…
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Cat 😿 cries the Blues over empty food bowl proving scientifically that the Blues is a Natural Thing Express Yourself w/ #music Rock On! 🎸
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