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Welcome, @TheEconomist, to the cause.
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Great that the UK has applied the hugely successful model of the equal pay regime to the rental sector. Who needs markets to set prices when you have judges?
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You have been found guilty of increasing rent in line with 'inflation'. This goes against everything Paddington Bear stands for. The Citizens Assembly will decide your fate.
Great that the UK has applied the hugely successful model of the equal pay regime to the rental sector. Who needs markets to set prices when you have judges?
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Tapping the sign.
Marxists are legitimately religious people who think that if you read their holy texts earnestly, you immediately have to convert to their religion. If you don't, your inability to see God's light just makes you very dull. In the same way believers cannot accept anyone reading the Bible/Quran and not coming off convinced without a backhanded insult. Every educated person knows who the gravedigger is supposed to be according to Marx and why. I was indirectly asking a meta question about why they're not digging the grave and why people like you are necessary. But the "READ MARX!!1" tic is just too strong for the faithful, as if a certain Lenin didn't already feel forced to conclude the proletariat are never going to do the revolution on their own and that the vanguard is needed to nudge them into this direction.
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Your regular reminder that there is no natural upper limit to multiculturalism or open borders; you will simply wake up one day to find yourself living amidst Sinaloan cartels and your liberal neighbours will cheerily remark upon the flavourful authenticity of the quesadillas.
Members of the Sinaloa cartel (Mexico) have been arrested in Warwickshire, England and a “meth lab” was discovered during the raids.
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Two beers in and someone gets a packet of fags out
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The male urge to check if you've got the ability to explode someone's head using your mind on live television
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Ah yes, the modern social contract
What started as a symbolic gesture, even a joke to be scoffed at, could become deadly serious. UK state legitimacy is collapsing. Who could have imagined a state importing Afghan men, bringing violence on its own people, and making taxpayers fund it telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09…
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JUST IN: Saudi Arabia has reportedly told European refiners they will receive zero crude oil next month.
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Zion Suzuki to instruct the Villa team how to commit seppuku at half time
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Updated >be Jason Arday >get diagnosed autistic at 3 >claim non-verbal until 11 >claim partial deafness in one ear & being taught to sign >claim you couldn't read until 18, but still leave school w/ two GCSEs >claim joining pro snooker tour at 10, one year before you could speak >claim you came out of a football academy & played professionally >claim you were on Seven Up, a series that tracked a group of seven year olds as they grew up, airing first 21 years before you were born >have the BBC confirm you weren't on the show because not time traveller >claim 30 marathons in 35 days, the last 9 on a broken leg swollen to twice its size >claim to have run 600 miles in six days, when the men's record is 650 >have no recorded race time anywhere because why bother >have nobody in the ultra community ever hear of you >say £5.5m raised for 70+ charities by 2024 >tell a funeral directors' convention in New Orleans the ultras (no record again) raised £5m >submit a 401-page PhD on reflective practice w/ 100+ passages matching another student's 2009 thesis >have 188 sentences come back identical or near identical, odds >carry over her copy-editing errors >get the PhD anyway >lift quotes into papers & present them as interviews you conducted yourself >get a full chair at Glasgow by 2021 >get Cambridge at 37, youngest black professor in 900 years >guest edit the Today programme >collect honorary degrees from Solent, Anglia Ruskin & St Mary's >have a Cambridge autism professor circulate “URGENT PLEASE SIGN ANTI RACISM LETTER" >write to a minister claiming knife threats, assault, spitting, rape & death l threats, bananas, bullets in the post, corrosive substances & mutilated animals >photograph none of it >claim a masked man w/ a knife cornered you in the faculty twice >appear on no CCTV either time >tell nobody AT THE TIME >claim a severed pig's head arrived at your parents' house >claim police traced it to a butcher who sold a “whole hog" that morning >have the butcher say no officer ever came in >have the Met say the whole account is categorically incorrect >call it "a modern day lynching" on a podcast in Sept 2025 >give a keynote in April 2026 about a playbook conservatives use to hunt black academics >get cleared in March 2026 by a panel you asked to weigh the "war on critical race theory" >blame the copied text on autistic mimicry & on a supervisor who left & one you never even met >turn 600 miles in six days into twelve days >get Solent to delete the running claims >get 13,000 signatures & three Cambridge college heads to vouch for text they never read >have Cambridge call it a "vile smear campaign" >have a ghostwritten memoir to be released August 27 >watch people still stan for you because you're black
>be Jason Arday >claim non-verbal until 11 >claim joining professional snooker tour at 10, one year before you could speak >claim you couldn’t read until 18, but still leave school w/ two GCSEs >claim you played professional football >claim 30 marathons in 35 days >claim running 600 miles in six days, though British record is 623 >have no recorded race times anywhere >claim £5.5m raised for 70+ charities >submit 401-page PhD with 100+ passages identical to another student’s 2009 thesis >get the PhD anyway in 2016 >get full chair at Glasgow by 2021, Cambridge professor at 37 >be youngest black professor in 900 years >see emeritus professor flag the plagiarism to both universities in 2023 >sigh of relief as nothing happens >collect honorary degrees >witness people finally doing the arithmetic >have Cambridge autism professor circulate “URGENT PLEASE SIGN ANTI-RACISM LETTER” >have Cambridge call it a “vile campaign” >get Solent to quietly delete the running from your citation >get Anglia Ruskin to quietly changes running 600 in six days to twelve >have book out August 27 >watch people still Stan for you because you’re black
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I don't understand why Britain is compelled to rescue people that the French are not compelled to rescue. They're departing from France and traversing French territorial waters across half the distance travelled yet the 'only' recourse is bring them to England. Doesn't make sense
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Immigration debate will go nowhere until we all come to terms with the fact that massive differences in living standards across the globe are not entirely random or in every case the result of an imposition or injustice, but are the results of varying levels of effort and ability
immigration debate will go nowhere until we all come to terms it is deeply inhumane to have such massive differences in living standards across the globe and expect people to just accept that
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She's essentially saying that life and safety of English dissidents depends on the goodwill of UK Muslims. At Oxford University. Think about that.
WOW. A student at the Oxford Union tells Tommy Robinson he is lucky they've put security on for him otherwise their Pro-Islam supporters outside would beat him to death This is the Oxford Union, how far it has fallen as an institution when this is the sort of argument made
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A border force that brings people into the country A health service that kills you A prison system that works to early release child rapists
This is a big moment - illegals launched a test run from a new launch location in Northern France. It worked, Border Force here bringing them in for a new life in the U.K. - expect much more of this - more now @GBNEWS
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Replying to @ValDelamere
If you select yes they give your maintenance loan to Mauritius instead of you
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so “No 10 North” is just random southern people on London banding wages being PAID by UK taxpayer to move to MCR into those £2000pcm Renaker shoebox apartments Burnham was involved in fiddling the books for. Riiiiiiight
🚨 NEW: No 10 North will temporarily be based at Heron House in central Manchester Whitehall civil servants have been offered relocation packages to encourage them to move
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This is where the right has no strategic depth to its thinking. There is an case for foreign aid as part of a layered approach to foreign policy. There are two immediate tasks for any incoming government. The first is that the asylum system, as currently constituted, must be closed. The concept of refuge rests on the premise that wars eventually end, allowing refugees to return home once they do. To make that return realistic, refugees should ideally remain in neighbouring countries, since this both speeds up eventual repatriation and supports regional rebuilding once conditions allow it. Refuge should, as a rule, only be granted on the same continent as the conflict that produced it. Where Western nations want to help, the more effective and more honest form of assistance is to fund orderly refuge systems in the regions themselves, preventing the kind of destabilisation that triggers secondary migration further afield. Sudan is likely to become another hotspot. Investment in peacekeeping, healthcare and clean water access does more to contain a conflict and support a displaced population than accepting a fraction of that population thousands of miles away. That is the limit of any moral obligation, and it happens to align closely with our own self-interest. Western countries are not morally obliged to accept an open-ended number of refugees simply because a crisis exists somewhere in the world. By conducting this kind of activity, Britain has a claim to moral leadership which strengthens its case of principled ECHR non-compliance (with much more aggressive border security employing lancer FPV drones to puncture dinghies in French waters). It doesn't require us to find any extra money since we just use the money we're currently spending on asylum. This in my view is necessary even if the plan is to leave the ECHR (which is neither intelligent or necessary). If Britain is making the case that it does not need to be part of the ECHR in order to operate to higher standards then it actually has to be an exemplar. Britain is going to have to build up political and moral capital because something tells me, our foreign policy is going to require much bolder and aggressive moves as the global order begins to unravel.
Andy Burnham is set to increase foreign aid spending from 0.2% to 0.7% of GDP. His plan to help the UK is to send our money abroad, where we send billions to countries like India with a space programme. Andy is already shaping up to be worse than Keir Starmer.
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See if the NHS didn't pay a wage, this was all voluntary and the people listed here were literally altruistic to max and just wanting to help the natives of this land, you might be making some kind of point. But this is just paid employment. And you could just pay our people to do these jobs. I somehow doubt that the 201 Eritreans are doing work that no native could possibly do.
One NHS, many nationalities. Huge thanks to every single person who helps keep the NHS going 💙
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🚨 ALERT - You have betrayed Keir Starmer
🚨 NEW: A Labour source says Keir Starmer feels "betrayed" "He gave everything to Labour, including sacrificing much of his children's teenage years to help make the party electable. He feels deeply betrayed, especially by those he believed were loyal to him"
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