17 bought herself a big loom band kit because "earning adult money and why not". I asked her to make me a pride ally one. #nailedit

It had never occurred to me before that the word COW turned upside down looks like a modern corporate logo for, like, mooing or something. You're welcome.

Today really is a "In Englands green and pleasant land" day (ironically, however, looking deep into Wales).

Henlo 🐾

Wish the media wouldn't bring up "blue monday" annually. It's laudable to mention mental health if there's a risk, but I find it a bit self-fulfilling. Mrs D was blissfully unaware til This Morning announced it on Friday, now she's worried about me leaving her here to go to work.

Some in our house think... Moth: Helen George but I don't see it myself. @MaskedSingerUK #maskedsingeruk

Gargoyle: Kym Marsh @MaskedSingerUK #maskedsingeruk

Sloth: Ed Balls ? @MaskedSingerUK #maskedsingeruk

Meant to post this last Friday. This is the annual service visit for our boiler that was *SUPPOSED* to happen last September, but they were too busy, so scheduled it for January. Now it's been moved to April. Thanks British Gas, great service! 🫤

I am tired.

Daughter reckons Arctic Fox is Anton Du Beke @MaskedSingerUK #MaskedSingerUK

Toastie gotta be Alison Hammond, no? @MaskedSingerUK #MaskedSingerUK

I've stumbled down a hairless-horse-tail rabbit hole and I'm not ok about it.

The intrusive temptation to reply to the incessant "did you have a nice Christmas?" questions by screaming "YES BUT I'M FSKING BACK NOW!" is overwhelming today. Maybe I'm on a chocolate-buzz come-down or something.

Now we enter the neverending "no man's land" between Christmas and next Christmas.

Today is "Christmas going away" day, I've only done one of the FIVE trees that we *must* have up each year and I'm already exhausted 😄