Watson ( parody | slow replies )

Doctor John Hamish Watson - former Captain and doctor of the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers - Best friend and flatmate of Sherlock Holmes - and also a m*rderer credit for the edit goes to @ johnlocked_1 on TikTok more info below

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/ / wanna like — redo this account

darling

i feel like I’ve been asleep for years

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tonight . good . do let me know if you find someone to st@b . if not , then I may volunteer .

and yet you would dirty it to st@b someone . my heart is broken , and my day is ruined . tonight , then ?

s’pose so . would prefer a body in bed next to me while i go back to sleep . sounds much more fun , at the moment

I’ve only just woken up , and Jim is talking about st@bbing someone .

/ / also thank you all for your patience I’m on and off of this account so sporadically

/ / Twitter , please stop recommending me v¡olent videos . thank you — Kieran

one of my biggest fears is having a bug living inside my ear

/ / me : drinks a Monster at 9:00 am also me : falls back asleep until 12:30

good man . ( once he’s settled , the doctor presses a kiss to the detective’s cheek . hand rising to scratch softly at his scalp . ) Greg called earlier . said he had a something for you that was at least a nine . said he’d fill you in tomorrow .

( opening up his arms in invitation . his head tilted to the side . )

welcome . join me on the sofa ?

“ you’re sure ? “ he asks gently , reaching over to grab the that held her food — placing it in front of her . then taking his own bag , and pulling out his food . . setting it up on the table . “ day alright ? “