The NEW New Hope. The Dark Side is better.
Super Star Destroyer Lusankya
Joined November 2009
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Somebody has obviously been hitting the spice a little too much… Ladies, it's not good for you. Really. @ElysiaKindle @LadyMo0
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Dear @Dark_Luke, @LadyMo0 and myself would like to inform you that we are your father. Thank you and have a nice day.
*outside, working on the steaks, keeping a careful watch on them* @littleforceuser @Dark_Mara
*walks through the house and finds @Dark_Mara on the comm, leans against the doorway and listens*
Don't worry, @nostalgiafactor. Boehner of Orange will join the oompa loompas soon enough. IN THE CHOCOLATE RIVER, OF COURSE.
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@Luke__Skywalker just fucked up an AT-AT with some find of IED. I'd like to think that someday @Dark_Luke will do the same to John Boehner
Why 130 people like this page, I have no idea but it's greatly appreciated by all. So, question: What do you all... fb.me/V5Yqv4Q6
Not shocked. RT @Nien_Nunb: Afraid of offending anyone, Lucas has renamed Boba Fett's ship 'Reparations 1' for the #starwars blu-ray.
@beks_luvsurf Just to let you know, your account is sending out auto-DMs with some weird income stuff. Might want to look into it.
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#NationalKissingDay Oh, we got this, babe. http://bit.ly/qhgrH1 @Dark_Luke
AMEN! (on the runway dressed in his best) AMEN FASHION! (on the runway work it black jesus) DUNNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUH.
Happy 4th, #SkywalkerFaction! Hope it's a good one and you see plenty of fireworks that I caused. http://on.fb.me/lANKSq
Holy hell, you people #SkywalkerFaction people are awesome. You keep on keeping on and liking me, okay? I'll have... http://fb.me/13l3giUyD
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((Makes a mental note to spam @Miya_Xiao's @replies with Vader's heavy breathing next time they get together.))