Artists, 3d sculptors, anyone trying to sell me something; dni. unfollow me, in fact. I make barely above minimum wage, I'm not comming you.
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Please go buy my new book on Amazon if you're interested in religious fiction or fantasy stuff.
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Brilliant work, as always, Kojima
Ottawa Police arrest Donald Popadick for indecent exposure in public park
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A caricature artist would take one look at this idiot, pack up his things, go home, and immediately start sobbing profusely while surfing indeed.com for other employment.
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>had a long day
>decide to get one of those premade wraps by my local grocery store
>one bite, I’m getting grit like sand
>tear it apart
>it is sand, they didn’t clean the lettuce at all
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the women in my life are unanimous: i would make a fantastic boyfriend, for someone else
I think what's actually the problem with the modern dating scene is that nobody has friends anymore, so you're never dating someone you know. The internet (and videogames to some extent, admittedly) has led to nobody spending time with other people.
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Because young men have learned that if they date a girl and it goes bad, she can come back and accuse them of rape two years after the fact.
She can strangle his children and the media will circle the wagons to protect her.
She can divorce him and take half of everything.
That’s why.
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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omg ew i hate liking people ill never have a chance why do i even bother 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
