Mana

When they have no friends, no education, no job, doesn't go out trying to make new friends, and literally only talks about the games and TV shows they like to the pretty blonde. And then they ask the blonde girl to buy stuff for them, AND pay rent. 😵‍💫

Sometimes a magical girl needs to make a sudden reappearance to yearn for loser boys.

Tits out for loser boys...

"Mana, I just spent several hundred dollars of the money you made on gacha characters."

youtu.be/Pu4W8gH4-5A?si=BIE_… Mana.

You just told her you got MVP in whatever game you were playing.

"Mana, can you pay my rent, please? I spent my money buying new video games..." She's so fucking into you.

Well, if, say... This was some sort of alternate timeline, where he didn't want to be a genuine friend with Mana... He could probably find it in her bag of magical charms! Hopefully he doesn't mind a totally monotone blonde bombshell.

When they're in their mid 20s, but they dropped out of high school, and just play video games...

Mama's super cool checklist of being sexy: -Showers regularly ... - Has no job - Has no friends - Stays inside a lot - Bad social skills - Has never or only rarely kissed a girl - Huge nerd If you clear a few of these, congrats, you're a loser and she wants you! Your reward:

What, you're too lazy to properly clean your place? You need someone to do it for you? And you're not asking for any job interview because you don't have the energy for it? PLEASE, she can only get so turned on...

"U-Um, I'd love to come in for some tea..! If that's okay with you..!" She seemed to be inviting herself in with that remark, bearing a slight degree of social awkwardness. Taking a nervous step inside, properly showing off her... Rather bizarre outfit!

When they say they're in their mid 20's but they haven't graduated high school... And also think they deserve women without asking...

When they're, like. A 25 year old highschool drop out. If you don't get why losers aren't the sexiest, she can't help you.

Oh noooo. Loser boys, DON'T try using this card on her...

Body meant for losers, drop outs, and boyfails.