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❝I want to be free of this pain.❞#SWRP #Crossovers #Porgmaster

Joined December 2017
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❞I know what I must do. I don’t know if I’m strong enough to do it. Will you help me?❞ --New Kylo --Literate --Descriptive --Very crossover friendly. RT?
||@SymbolicHonor everyone. Kylo's going bye bye for a bit.
//News update: I made it into the house. Unfortunately, all my drinking friends are asleep. This is a sad moment for me...
||Hi Just A Klutz... I'm done. xitter.cf/FleetingMemento/status…
//Yeah, but you have a legit excuse. I'm just a klutz. That's literally my only excuse. xitter.cf/DarkIndecision/status/…
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||But like... I can't walk in a straight line anyways, so I'm always gonna fail that test. xitter.cf/FleetingMemento/status…
//It could be a you problem, mister. If you were here, that is. xitter.cf/DarkIndecision/status/…
||Sounds like a you problem. BOOM. xitter.cf/FleetingMemento/status…
//I'm in my car right now, dammit! Lol. Ill be on the couch when I make it back into the house. 😂😂 xitter.cf/DarkIndecision/status/…
||THE FUCKEN FORCE HOW ELSE
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||ALSO says the one who's too lazy to even get off the couch to go up to bed and sleep. xitter.cf/FleetingMemento/status…
||Pfft, all you millennials asking for help before you even try. This is why our society is trash. Pfft. xitter.cf/FleetingMemento/status…
//Guys... I still haven't attempted to get into the house yet...help
||Bro I thought it was just me hearing things. Well shit. xitter.cf/FleetingMemento/status…
//I'm gonna make an attempt to get back into the house without dying. My alcohol is calling to me through the Force
||I already made you die of laughter so there's that xitter.cf/FleetingMemento/status…
//If you were on the phone with me right now, you'd be dying of laughter. Just trust me on that one. xitter.cf/DarkIndecision/status/…
||Dear, you don't need anymore alcohol dear. xitter.cf/FleetingMemento/status…
//I need more alcohol... But I don't wanna get out of my car.... I may just sleep out here. Fuck it.
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He's thinking about making social media accounts for his porgs. Don't judge him.
"I was making what I believe is called a dad joke. You asked if I was lonely, and I said no. I'm Kylo... nevermind." xitter.cf/BalanceOfLight/status/…
"No. I'm Kylo." He gave a slight hiccup of fake laughter then just nodded. xitter.cf/BalanceOfLight/status/…