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Professional dumbass. Emissary of Misery. CFO and Treasurer for The Idiot Brigade

The Thirteenth reflection
Joined June 2010
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Life is far shorter than you expect it to be. Give your time to things that make you happy. Keep close the people that bring you joy. Go experience things that push you outside your comfort zone in a good way! Don't waste your time with things that make you miserable.
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Hello. Don't let pigs cum inside your urethra. Not only they fill up your bladder with cum quick, they secrete gel like substance at the end of ejaculation to prevent semen from leaking out, which effectively seals up your way to pee for days. A visit to ER is almost guaranteed.
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Commission of Y'shtola from FFXIV
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sign in with password, code sent to email, enter code, use passkey to verify, texts cellphone to confirm passkey, enter password, do you wish to save
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"Anakin Skywalker is a symbol for young right wing men."
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Hiring! Looking for skilled animation artists, comfortable working in graphic styles (bold lines/strong shapes) that mix Eastern and Western aesthetics. We're especially interested if you can produce clean, confident & on-model layouts/key poses. Apply @ apply@studioyotta.com
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To all the people texting me asking if this is a real quote: Yep.
Rep. Sarah McBride (D-DE) on Stephen Miller becoming the new White House Chief of Staff “I think this president just wanted someone even more unlikable than him in the cuck chair in the Oval Office.” Source: The Washington Sun
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Best Seller! Legendary Time T-Shirt use code "metallegend" @ checkout 20% off draculabyte.com
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New! Hero Records T-Shirt use code "metallegend" @ checkout 20% off draculabyte.com
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Found a new way to advertise, has better conversion than Twitter surprisingly
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I only make serious software
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They lk just sit for like, five hours, not a word spoken between them Barret comes over and asks who the hell this is and Cloud's just like "he's my new best friend" and Link just firmly nods in agreement
Absolutely certain they’d be best friends.
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This is infinitely more beautiful than any fictional representation of plasma or any other random scifi cgi energy bullshit oh my fucking god it's so pretty
JUST IN🚨: Scientists have captured the first ever high-speed, full-color footage of fusion plasma swirling inside a working reactor.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This footage is not breaking news ("JUST IN"). The video was released in 2025 by Tokamak Energy, showing plasma inside their ST40 reactor. youtu.be/0MW8nkIeCUI
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We must build more donut centers
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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some of you weren’t around for my smooth jazz era and it shows.
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To all the people playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the very first time… It’s okay, you can hit the chickens. You won’t hurt them.
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We are deeply saddened by the passing of Neil Broadley, who served as localization director for the SaGa franchise. On behalf of everyone involved with the franchise, we extend our heartfelt condolences to his family and loved ones.
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OUT NOW❗️❗️ Saria's Song (The Lost Woods) REMIXXXXX 🧝🧝‍♀️ Listen: li.sten.to/sariassong
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