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Joined December 2018
I’m on fuckin twitter bitch
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>Boot up Street Fighter 6 >Get mad at my inputs getting eaten >Mad at ninjas and annoying spinning guys zoning me out >Half the characters I'm fighting were in the last game >They brought back the first villain for no reason >Quit Mega Man 3 and start playing Street Fighter
News: Street Fighter 6 Adds Playable Mega Man 3 rockman-corner.com/2025/06/s…
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no fucking way. Interior crocodile alligator
That's it - I'm DEPLOYING THE GUMBUS!
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I think people really need to understand that outside of niche circles and communities, the average person is going to hear 5 seconds of any harsh noise song and immediately turn it off
don't make me violent little guy
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Amusing #pixelart
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sniff inspection mode engaged
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I think most people are normal and are just excited to watch a Superman movie
Let’s be honest, people are watching this Superman more to spite Zack Snyder fans not because they suddenly love James Gunn.
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I really don’t know how to feel about these visuals. It’s so bright, and almost cartoony feeling. I miss the darker and serious tones. It’s like I’m watching a live action comic book or something. 😔
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Quite possibly my favourite example of meta humour
When the joke is so good you had a smile at the screen like this
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praying this is just a placeholder
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I don’t think I did it right…
Someone should draw this with Superman and Krypto
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Marvel house ad circa 1982 promoting The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones series, with art by Howard Chaykin & Terry Austin. – at Bloomfield, CT
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Dude the Ted series was comedy gold
When the joke is so good you had a smile at the screen like this
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This implies he is going to divorce her and get married nine more times
Shang-Chi star Simu Liu is engaged to his girlfriend Allison Hsu “Nine rings left”
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This scene alone is why I’m team Avengers. Cyclops is dumb here
Steve Rogers in his own book: “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” Steve Rogers in an X-Men book:
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Ok
Someone should draw this with Superman and Krypto
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do you think any normal people are scrolling their timeline and see this and wonder what's up with us comic fans because if you don't have any context this looks like a schizo post
Just think. We could have had Batman getting raped in prison.
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