i don't have any friends. so i'm waiting for @RareFriendsNFT rarefriends.com/whitelist?re…
I'm farming Aura for @squeekchain, the toy blockchain powered by a real hamster. Join me for the upcoming Genesis launch. STAY SQUEEKY! squeekchain.com/genesis/i/mz…
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First we met Wacko, Eugene & Mr Pop.
Then we met the Wackyville Genesis 111.
But lately… something in town felt off.
Strangers are chatting to Eugene at the veggie store like old friends. Yet he's never seen them in his life.
The news keeps reporting Mandela-effect-type things reported, and the crew has no clue what's going on or what it means!
One thing they do know? These newcomers have absolute fire fashion and swag. 🔥
Now the whole crew's asking the same thing ~ How the heck do I look like that? 👀
It all starts with a Like, Retweet and Follow @wacky_ville
We’ll be watching 🤫
Crazy what they are doing over here
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Da Nova retweeted
GM. 🧪
Less than 48 hours until we find the winner of LT3 #807.
And next week, one raffle brings two prizes:
A @tweak_labs + a 3DFrankenPunk. 👀
Both FrankenPunks holders and @KitaroStudios can enter through our Raffle App and secure their tickets.
Big shoutout to @MX_the_Kat and @rhmattson for helping bring this one together.
Our Game Night Rumble is also already open for next week, with an extra NFT prize for the winner.
Good luck to everyone entering.
Mwahahaha.
I just reserved boat slip #0900 for a FREE web3 feesh 🐟⛵
THE WEB3 FREE FEESH OPEN · boat leaves 9.22
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Da Nova retweeted
I’m on the Rare Friends Genesis whitelist. Only 1,024 NFTs. Free to mint. Join me. rarefriends.com/whitelist?re…
Da Nova retweeted
There will be 5 Funds and each one has a name.
We've locked in four of the five, but want your help with the last one (teamwork matters) 🪑
Drop an idea for a good 5-letter "Fund Name" below. The best one gets a TMF Pass and their suggestion stamped in the history books.
this is how Hunter Biden's launch is going to retire me.
i've been running a sniper bot on base for a few months. nothing fancy on paper: rust, my own base node, hosted in the same AWS region as the coinbase sequencer. ping to the sequencer: 9ms. that number is the whole business.
here's the problem with $LAPTOP. it's on base. base has no public mempool. you can't see the pool before it exists, and by the time it shows up on dexscreener the block is already closed and 2,000 people are fighting for block 1. block 1 is where you lose money.
so the bot doesn't watch the token. it watches the deployer.
since the WSJ story dropped i've had a scraper mapping every wallet that funded the $TRUMP team's base contracts, the agency hunter is using, and 3 fresh wallets that got 40 ETH from coinbase prime last week and haven't moved. Fable 5.1 scored them. one of them is the deployer with ~90% confidence. i'm not sharing it.
the trigger is PoolManager.initialize() from that wallet. uniswap v4, that's the only event that matters. the moment my node sees it in the sequencer's block stream, the bot already knows the pool id, the token address and the initial price. no waiting for a CA post, no waiting for a telegram.
then the part nobody does. a 7% buy from one wallet doesn't work: max-wallet caps, slippage, and you end up holding 0.4% at a 40x. so i've got 140 wallets, all funded a month ago, all with pre-signed transactions sitting in memory. same block, 140 buys, each one sized to stay under any cap they set. the sequencer orders by arrival, and i arrive first.
before it fires, Fable 5.1 pulls the bytecode and runs it through a local fork in under 200ms: sell tax, blacklist function, hidden mint, trading-enabled flag. if anything is off it kills all 140 txs. if it's clean, it fires. i don't touch anything. i'll probably be asleep.
the math is simple. 1B supply. 30% locked for founders, 20% airdropped to $TRUMP holders. the real float is ~500M. i'm taking 70M of it. $TRUMP hit $15B. if $LAPTOP does even $1B, that's $70M sitting in wallets i control.
one block. one trade. that's the whole plan. see you on the 9th.
BNB szn is here. 🔶
@theunipcs has been calling it for days, and the rotation is starting to feel very real.
Now imagine $BREW keeps gaining traction and eventually gets noticed by CZ.
BNB + launchpad infrastructure + stock-paired markets.
That’s a narrative I want exposure to.
Don’t fade the yellow chain.
InshaAllah














