I just want to get from here to there, peacefully. I talk to people in elevators.

The Montrose, Houston, TX
Joined May 2007
I've reserved @Uber rides five times. They've cancelled twice. It's a bummer after finished an 11 hour flight only to find yourself wading through the humanity at ORD trying to find a ride.
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LMAO. This your king? More people showed up in Idaho to protest Trump than showed up to celebrate him in D.C. His “birthday parade” crowd couldn’t fill a food court. Don’t let him gaslight you; share this footage before they pretend it never happened.
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We're having fun over at Bluesky. I find myself pronouncing it "Blooskie," mentally, though I think it's "Blue Sky." I could be wrong. Please follow me there so when X because too much an outhouse shithole to contemplate, we can escape to a new land. Who needs Mars?
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Ask yourself: who is afraid of us voting freely? Let's disappoint them. Vote.
New: Michigan authorities have received threats to polling locations that are “serious in nature,” but deemed to not be credible after investigation by law enforcement, Attorney General @dananessel tells me. “We’re acting immediately upon any information we receive and we seek to verify it,” Nessel said. “And, again, so far none of the threats have been deemed credible.” Authorities are still seeking to determine whether the threats originated from inside or outside the state or country.
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Roy Oswalt
If you could bring back one pitcher from any era to face today’s hitters, who would it be?
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Hey y'all!! Bike Houston, Urban Pathes, and Pride Bike Ride will be hosting a 5 mile bike ride demonstrating the huge improvements in connectivity a Montrose Urban Trail could bring us. Come ride and fill out a Montrose postcard!
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the costume vs the inspiration
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When the Washington Post decided to not endorse Kamala Harris did they ever once think of Jamal Khashoggi?
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Houstonians are fighting a modern day Robert Moses plan to run freeway-style design through the heart of Montrose.
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Your reminder that Brett Favre diverted $77M in welfare money that was meant to feed hungry kids but instead paid for his daughter’s volleyball facility.
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Xerxes retweeted
I'm at the oil and gas coffee shop and everyone here's whispering about how they don't want tariffs and do want to keep the IRA.
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At city council, $229 Million is the anticipated FY26 shortfall, we still owe $7 million for our share of the FEMA recovery funds, and the mayor is gallivanting around spending all his time and energy and taxpayer money on removing already paid for infrastructure
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1. Soldiers serving overseas in 1944 were—based on polling—presumed to be such a decisively Democratic constituency that congressional Republicans fought hard to limit their access to the ballot.
There are so many reasons this is ridiculous, but here's one: Who do you actually think the gross majority of the men who stormed the beaches at Normandy would vote for? The answer is obvious: Donald J. Trump.
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Early voting and vaccines in the same day. Hint to my Houston peeps: no wait at the Wheeler Baptist Church!
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If your response to Gen John Kelly, gold star father & Trump’s WH chief of staff, confirming that Trump praised Hitler & called members of our military “suckers and losers” is to defend Trump, you need to look in the mirror and realize your dishonor will live forever.
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