Black and yellow baby!!!

Girlfriend and I booking our co-birthday trip to Cairo in January. Can’t wait to traverse the Nile with the sexiest woman alive.

I have the greatest girlfriend ever, cause she puts up with all of me. She’s away for work so I bleached all my facial hair.

My GF and I in NYC.

This might actually be true cause my ex had literally the worst music taste.

You children have been on Twitter for five days and it really shows. Haha

Everyday I’m reminded that barstool sports is out here doing gods work by hiring the mentally impaired. Someone has to, cause I swear to a non-existent god that if anyone I was with ordered pancakes for the table like we were at a tapas bar I’d flip that fucking table so fast.

I have so many comments I want to make right now about a certain situation but I’ll have to save them for my non-internet friends when I see them this week during the shoot. See y’all soon ATL.

Waiting for the Emmy’s to end so I can start breaking this second act that I spent the day outlining.

I so glad girlfriend is out of town and doesn’t have to witness me watching the Emmys and MNF at the same time.

Bro… Brian Steel is really that man.