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15 years ago, if you did the responsible thing & bought $10,000 of 'risk-free' long-term Treasuries, you'd have $11,072 today.
If instead you spent $9,995 on drugs & $5 on bitcoin, you'd have $42,778 today.
Faced with evolving threats, U.S. Navy struggles to change seattletimes.com/nation-worl… via @seattletimes
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She said What do you make in a year? and I said History and then we kissed under the stars and the stars turned into money and the money rained from the skies like the wrath of God, killing all life on earth and seriously impacting the economy
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The stench is unbearable, but I continue. The monkeys must be smeared. My monkey time travel cream is almost complete.
Scientifically, I slather another animal. It begins to shriek and throw its monkey poopoo - BUT WHEN?!
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Brushing my new teeth with Bluetoothpaste. I am mouthloading information - the connectivity is slow but minty.
Suddenly, laughing gas leaks under the doorframe - oh no. The Dentist is here.
He's after my files. Cackling madly, I cover my mouth... I need to protect the intel
Daniel Randall retweeted
Gargling marbles in the meditation room when some hippie beatnik kills the vibe
"Greetings brother, patchouli namaste. I was wondering if u could-"
I just marble gargle even harder, the tiny balls rattling loudly in my throat (lol). Go smoke a shrub, burnout, I'm gargling here
Had the opportunity to brief Representatives Rick Larsen (WA-02), David Schweikert (AZ-01) and Donald Norcross (NJ-01) on the operations of the Information Fusion Centre (IFC) during their recent visit to Singapore.
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@Info_Fusion_Ctr July report includes seizure of Iranian tanker ARMAN 114, part of the 75% increase in reported value of seized goods over last year (to date). lookerstudio.google.com/repo… or ifc.org.sg
#NZDFinSG
@FranceMARSEC
@RCOC_Center
@IFC_IOR
@UNODC_SEAP
The @Info_Fusion_Ctr June 2023 report is now available at lookerstudio.google.com/u/3/…, and at ifc.org.sg.
@IFC_IOR
@recaapisc
@RCOC_Center
@FranceMARSEC
@IMB_Piracy
@IMOsecurity
Daniel Randall retweeted
i present to u the most important NFT. RT for a chance to win one of ten exclusive #McRibNFT
no purch. nec. 50 U.S./DC, 18+ only. winners need crypto wallet to receive NFT. rules: mcrib.playatmcd.com
Daniel Randall retweeted
Alright, so inspired by @NPurkeypile's bee post yesterday, here is one of my favorite bits of Skyrim oral history - the myth of the treasure fox.
I've told this story before in talks/etc, but I don't think I've shared it with twitter. Here goes.
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A network of phishing sites that spoof top cybercrime stores online is raking in bitcoin deposits from 1000s of clueless newbie crooks. Here's what I found after a reader confused me w/ the owner of a site phishing customers of BriansClub (also not mine) krebsonsecurity.com/2021/08/…
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Some rough benchmarks from an early adopter of @RelayCache showing a ~47% decrease in average response time running on #WordPress.
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I never thought this day would come.
I noticed the possibility a few years ago and haven’t seen it happen until now.
Happy SLOTH day, everyone.
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As we work to digitalize @PepsiCo end-to-end, we've partnered with @Microsoft to leverage #AI in pursuit of even more consistent #Cheetos quality, whilst simultaneously reducing waste. Explore this innovative, real-world technology: bit.ly/3b8k8f5 cc: @ChesterCheetah
