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Daniel Oko retweeted
my uncle na mugu sha them run am touch & follow ,him come house tell my popsi say we need buy chemical to wash money. 500 fucking thousand for 2016 , my papa lock am inside room till the juju clear 😂
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Daniel Oko retweeted
I tear my first benz via military 🪖 join ent,use am enter ayo and teo trend 2017 😂❤️ Nobody reach me do for party that year 😂
Everybody won rock that ayo and teo mask that year 😂😂
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Daniel Oko retweeted
when u don dey guide no ever make this mistake
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Daniel Oko retweeted
Aboki people when u try to fight one
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Daniel Oko retweeted
That lawyer that’s dragging MTN for stealing her yearly data doesn’t know what she’s doing for the whole Nigeria. These network providers have been stealing from us all, and she’s voicing out our pain. Even if she needs financial support for the legal case, we will raise it💪🏼
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Daniel Oko retweeted
The Portharcourt man said if he catches his wife cheating he'll not divorce her, he'll ask himself questions if he's lacking in other things. The Hausa man stood and said he has three (3) wives and the crowd started clapping for him, mostly men. He said if he catches one of his wives cheating, he'll divorce her. The PH man has one wife, the Hausa man has three wives, yet he won't tolerate what the PH man will tolerate. You see, the mentality of a man is what makes him. Selah.
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Daniel Oko retweeted
Women are selfish… If they believe prayer truly works, they’ll pray for themself to make it instead my gee.
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when your car brake fails and you see a group of fat girls:
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Just say congratulations to me 33k♥️🔥
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Are you people sure X knows what they're doing?? 😂😂. This 500k verified home timeline keeps reducing. From 499.8k to 451.2k. Someone should enlighten me, tell me what I don't know on this issue.
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Daniel Oko retweeted
Replying to @chippercashapp
You guys need to do something about your customers' pending transactions. People are unable to access their money, and that's unacceptable. Please resolve these issues before your app gets called out publicly. You already know the consequences of keeping your customers waiting.
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They recently disabled their chat with person feature to avoid us laying our complaints for the restoration of the withdrawal service.
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lmao
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the only reason i won't get mad is because it's a W in a new month regardless but don't try this again elon! 🥂
hands up if you're not expecting anything from elon 🙋🏾
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Daniel Oko retweeted
My barber moved to a new location two weeks ago and I tracked him there today. While he was cutting my hair, he was getting calls from customers asking where he was and for directions to the new place. Two even came while I was still there, and we were all joking about the whole move. I found out one of them drives from GRA to NTA Road to cut his hair, and even when our barber changed location, he still drove down to the new place. When men talk about the lengths they for to maintain one barber, women think it's a joke😂😂
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I really wan see how good my life go dey if I just put my head down work for like 6 months
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