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“Sooner or later one has to take sides. If one is to remain human.” Unionist.

Melbourne
Joined January 2010
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A new car, a new milestone. 🚗 Grateful to God for the journey and every lesson along the way. Special appreciation to my crypto coach @JosephineTrades for the guidance, knowledge, and support. Your mentorship has been invaluable. This is just the beginning more growth,more wins
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Sometimes it's worth remembering that these are the most ridiculous people alive.
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😂I can tell you, lads, but you won’t want to hear it
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“So basically I win”
I have just been arrested by the police in Madrid, Spain. My phone and passport have been seized but I had a second phone in my pocket so I’m writing this from the back of the police car. I was at Puerta del Sol for just 5 minutes. Police told me I cannot have conversations in the public square. I researched the law and spoke with a lawyer and.they are wrong.
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Whole video is brilliant but Andy Harper losing his shit in the last 20 seconds just lifts it to hitherto unseen heights
Saw the @simonhill1894 call before the sbs call after the match. Absolutely outstanding.
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Irankunda also giving a golden post match interview. “F-ing unreal”. Points also for sounding like your standard South Australian bogan footballer. #Socceroos
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Tommy Oar legit looks and sounds like a public transport advocate from West Preston. #Socceroos
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Too many incredible performances to single out, but what a coaching masterclass. One for the ages.
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The Enough Is Enough rally presumably referring to carbohydrates and trans fats.
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#aflhawksdogs holy shit they’re advertising Trump’s UFC White House fight on Kayo
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Pains me, but Rooney
You can only pick one player from England’s 2006 World Cup squad and place him in the current team. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Who are you picking? 🤔
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Commentators finally catching up with the fact English is hands down our most important player #aflhawksdogs
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Many such stories in the bayside area
Daughter's 15th b/day & we're in Riva Restaurant St Kilda. I see Warnie at the bar alone. OMG thats Shane Warne I say & am nudged over. I apologize for bothering him & ask if I can shake his hand. "No shakes mate! We do hugs!" he said, gave me a hug & sent drinks to our table. 🙂
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Whenever I’m watching wet weather footy I think of The Amphibian
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A lot to process here
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Can we finally now bin LinkedIn. It’s moved from simply horrifying to a bona fide national security risk
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English far right currently imploding. MattGPT and some other absolute wrong ‘un flag shagger arguing on their iPhones while sitting there on the settee or walking round a supermarket
I never accused you of being silent on the issue, Matt. I simply said that calling the inquiry, and those who participated in and supported it, "dumb" was wrong. I asked a question: were the rape gang victims dumb for having participated in, and praised, that non-statutory private inquiry? Furthermore, would Reform use its findings to inform their statutory inquiry, if they were to form a government? I would hope so. In which case, it's neither dumb nor pointless. In lashing out at Restore, you said something objectionable. In your response to me, you ignored the questions, went to motive and insults, and didn't clarify. You have a habit of talking past a point, and attacking an interlocutor. It's a good tactic for television, but it's not about me and you, in this case. It's about the rape gang victims who had an opportunity to tell their stories for the first time, at the inquiry, which you have dismissed to score partisan points.
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Actually kind of feel sorry for Caddy cos when Merrett (rightfully and without anything to be ashamed of) leaves, poor kid is it #AFLEaglesDons
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Caddy wondering whether he can follow this ball out of the stadium #AFLEaglesDons
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