Daniel Craigslist (@DanielCraigslst) profile picture

Selling all of Q's gadgets at deep discounts. I am not Daniel Craig. He seems like a good guy and I am a total asshole. *Blocked by Rosie O’Donnell.*

Joined November 2012
I'm only familiar with 2 clans. One is Wu-Tang and the other probably wouldn't get along with Wu-Tang.
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100% justified. We’re starting a GoFundMe for this guy.
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Which semester of culinary school focuses on adding 43 pop-up ads to your recipe blog?
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Dak Prescott and Jalen Carter get into it during the game.
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Ozzy concert looked amazing. 76 years old, battling Parkinson’s, and he can still bring it! He’s the Prince of Darkness and the King of Metal.
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Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their children but don’t have custody of them
I have never seen an actual fan of Jelly Roll’s music before. It’s always “he’s a great guy” or “he has an incredible story.”
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Good Morning Everyone!! Happy 4th 🎇🌻🎇
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Never forget what Russia took from us.
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The internet has been won this day by ⁦@whitememejesus⁩
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So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!
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Damn, Germany. How many Reichs you gonna do?
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Replying to @RGIII
“Caitlin saves Angel from another missed layup”
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A pie chart representing the worst things to happen to black people
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☠️☠️☠️
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Imagine dropping $200 for a ticket to watch some dude mumble “Dey not like us” 45x and thinking you got good value for your money.
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Does anyone recognize this dude who keyed a Tesla at the Dallas airport?
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I did 10 minutes of intermittent fasting yesterday.
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LET'S GO!!!😎🇺🇸🤣🤣🤣
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