@DanielBurdick

Half-Minotaur/Half-Centaur. https://nitter.cf/t.co/W7JLLTAN02

Joined October 2009
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Dan Burdick retweeted
Dan Burdick@DanielBurdick
23 Mar 2020
Replying to @rightupyouralii
until my mid-twenties I thought general anesthetic was the generic brand and local anesthetic was the hospital’s homebrew
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Y'know what maybe I do bite my thumb at thee
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Dan Burdick retweeted
Dan Burdick@DanielBurdick
Aug 9
Replying to @SteelCitySteph
@SteelCitySteph
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I hope Elon lets the money change him.
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Sapiosexual 🌳🍯
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Every new opp is a new opp
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If I'm ever frustrated with Sam Rockwell in our real life friendship I'm gonna say aw why dontcha go supply smokes to the foot clan
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Try not to make the classic blunder today of barfing in a sombrero and then forgetting and putting it back on.
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Artax in the Swamp of Sadness. Let that sink in.
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They should make a new Oscar category for Alanna Ubach just called Best
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Most Jewish holidays are pretty cool metal band names.
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I would trust this crew with literally any mission.
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Buying the Eiffel Tower over and over from until the scammer starts getting visibly uncomfortable
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Imagine being named Rob Zombie and then growing up to do all that stuff
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IDF has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Mar 8
Franz Ferdinand attack IDF for using ‘Take Me Out’ in propaganda video: “This makes us both nauseous and furious” “These warmongering murderers are using our music without our consent" nme.com/news/music/franz-fer…

Franz Ferdinand attack IDF for using 'Take Me Out' in propaganda video: "This makes us both...

Franz Ferdinand’s Alex Kapranos has angrily attacked the Israeli Defense Forces for using the band’s hit ‘Take Me Out’ in a new propaganda video. 

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All opposed to lazy horse jokes?
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"More like The Weakend", I say as I cast the enfeeblement spell.
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Dogs can make fetch happen
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