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Very sorry to hear about Henry Kissinger. He died surrounded by family, when his large son Hubert uttered the phrase "dead Asians," at which point he got a raging erection, finally draining whatever was lubricating his rusty innards. RIP.
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These two films were released on the same weekend in the US in 1995 - the original Barbenheimer for sickos and fuckups:
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Have said this before, but Adam West Batman is such an obvious influence on Conan O'Brien and so many comedy writers of the 90s
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Just saw Jurassic Park on the big screen. Every now and then, some contrarian tries to claim that Spielberg is middling or generic or overrated. Those people are wrong in every way. This is still one of the greatest action films ever.
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babe, what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
ALT image of blue plaque marking the site of Mrs Humphrey's temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
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Me: When I was your age there was a band called Hoobastank Grandson: His mind is clearly degraded. That cannot be true. The old man is dying
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underrated Clickhole article
Enough Time Has Passed To Reveal George W. Bush Was The ‘American Idiot’ (By Billie Joe Armstrong) clckhl.co/XLPyani
